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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:17 PM       
oh drummin almost all your replies are so CUTE i juwST WANT TO FUCK THAT ASS
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:19 PM       
OH NO YOU DI'INT :snapfingers
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:36 PM       
Jager is great.
Tastes way too much like toothpaste.
Don't do more than a few shots of it either.


Don't mix jager, fireball, polar ice, crown, blue liquer, jd and no name brand cola.



Oh, and don't do a boilermaker if you cant chug beer.



Anyways, most pain has to be when I got a 4 foot stick through my right calf.
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 04:34 AM       
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Did davin finally get around to posting a schlong picture? ;<
I didn't see it myself but I'm pretty sure it was just a butt.

And if past experience tells us anything, it was badly lit and looking depressed.

Yeah, it was just my ass. And while your comment actually made me laugh rather loudly, it was lit well enough to show how completely pasty and Irish I really am.

And it's actually a perky butt for a skinny white boy.
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
(1:03:33 AM): and now she's being all kinds of sensitive about it
(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 08:10 PM       
Please post said "perky butt." As the rest of the goods are above average, it would be most appreciated by one of your fan club.

THNX!!
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 09:27 PM       
Any time.




But you're buying the booze.
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:53 PM       
Where do I send the money??
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 10:19 PM       
You're missing the point, babe.

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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 11:48 AM       


You don't have people there that can buy your stuff for you?? I remember you posting something about your birthday party and you got shitfaced. I didn't think it was off of Koolaid but I could be wrong.

So I don't think I missed the point. I just wanted to know where to send the money.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:30 PM       
I was trying to pull an age joke, it usually gets pulled for me around here. I didn't realize you were just as young as I am.

Next time I happen to be absolutely shitfaced and the last person awake at a party, I'll make it up to you.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:53 PM       
And where do I send the money? :brokenrecord

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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 04:34 PM       
SHUT UP!!!!!
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 05:34 PM       
NOOO
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 08:35 PM       
My friend and I were running through a pasture away from a crazy horse trying to trample us, and I got clotheslined by some barbed wire.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 05:16 AM       
Dont you mean "decapitated", or at least "badly wounded"?
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
Pain? Probably when I was horribly constipated. When I did shit, it hurt like fucking hell. I thought I was going puke all over the floor, but I managed to keep it in.

Afterwards, I had to crap almost immediately after I ate a big meal for a month.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 04:34 PM       
AOA told a story about himself being full of shit :/
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 04:38 PM       
when i woke up, my leg hurt
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 04:49 PM       
CHARLIE HORSE OMG OMG KILL ME PLEASE
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:28 PM       
terra needs to calm down over davin.

i'm already tired of her shit and i only read this shit once every couple days.




dear terra,


you have a nice rack but that doesn't connotate being a female stalker.


love,

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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:42 PM       
Dear Hitman,

Seeing as how this thread concerns pain, I'm sure that hammer embedded up your ass must be uncomfortable. Perhaps if you remove it and just move along, you'll be much happier in the long run. If not, rotating on said hammer just might take your mind off of my posts.

I love you!

Terra

PS Thank you for the naked pictures of you and the sheep. I declare the shocked look on that one sheep is a keeper!
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
*pst* HITMAN IO THINK SHE LIKES YOU *pst*
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 09:23 PM       
Woohoo!

I always loved the mentally of people who use "things in the ass" as an insult.

Please go back to grade 5 when people thought it was creative.
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