"Out there"

[Protoclown]

Everyone always says "the perfect woman for you is out there somewhere" or "your dream job is out there waiting to be found" and other shit like that.

There are all these wonderful things and opportunities just waiting for me, because they apparently have nothing better to do. The only catch is, they're "out there".

I don't know where that is. How can I get to "out there"? I feel like I'm trying to get to Shell Beach

[Matt Harty]

Like searching for other girls in the "sea"

[slavemason]

The answer may be found in other uses of the term "out there". It is often used to describe weirdos who don't believe in Jesus or think that bathing is a waste of time or anything else that might make the average Tommy Hilfiger think that someone is off their rocker. The dream job and wonder woman are only substitutes for what makes a person happy. Sooner or later the dream job becomes a pain in the ass and that dream girl will be just another pain in the ass soon enough.

[FS]

Make sense.

"Out there" is participating in society and making contact with people. It's going to school, work, or going out to bars, movie theatres, clubs, what have ya, pretty much going outside. By being out there you may be caught in the eye of someone looking for someone, and by making new friends and socializing them you might come across chances you've been looking for.

Unless people look to the sky when they say "out there". Then they're probably people you should stay away from, before they feature you in their pornographous X-files fan fiction and invite you to nightly bed-ins at crop circles.

[kellychaos]

I believe that the perfect girl is "out there" in the same place as the lost sock in the dryer or a gazillian lost lighters ... she really is "out there" though ... so "give it the old college try" , "never let 'em see you sweat" , "go down swinging", "seize the day" ... blahblahblah tritetritetrite ... well that's what "THEY' say anyway ... who the hell are "THEY" anyway? ... and why the hell am I listening? :/

[kellychaos]

Damn double post. Carry on. ... Please and thank you.

[mburbank]

The perfect girl is deffinitely not out there. There are however several dozen girls it's quite likely you could have a sustained reltionship with that was often pleasurable and did not end in a murder suicide.

Here's the catch 22 though. The only way to get one of those is to stop thinking about it, wanting it, or trying to get it. Even the slightest hint of desperation releases a pheramone even marginally sane women find repellent.

Barring that, I'm told if you can endure another decade of crushing lonliness, the whole man/woman dynamic is different among the recently second marriage set.

That being said, if my wife ever kicks me out I will tear off my own head. AND THAT TAKES SOME BAD ASS LEVERAGE, MY FRIEND!

Oh and whores. Don't forget whores. If every night you take all the change in your pockets and put it in an empty coffee can, you'll be surprised how often you can visit a whore. Word to the wise, though, always look for the adams apple. Didn't I learn that the hard way.

[FartinMowler]

I find it is true that when you are not looking for something that you relax and then things will come to you. Or your just a freak of nature.

[mburbank]

like you have ever even kissed a girl i'm so sure seriously

[glowbelly]

i'm the girl everyone is looking for, unfortunately i am taken...by a man...who isn't my boyfriend...but who cares about me an awful lot.

[punkgrrrlie10]

I think she was in your closet years ago and you forgot to bring her food and water and now she is gone forever.

May also account for that strange smell emanating from there.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by punkgrrrlie10

I think she was in your closet years ago and you forgot to bring her food and water and now she is gone forever.

May also account for that strange smell emanating from there.

Someone's been reading Patricia Cornwell again.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Who?

[Protoclown]

Guys, I think some of you misunderstand me here. This isn't a lamenting "oh, I cannot get laid and verily all I see is the black curtain of despair shrouding my wretched soul" sort of thread.

I'm asking for directions. I need to know where "out there" is. I mean, what are we talking about here. Narnia? Wonderland? Pizza Hut (god I hate that place)? How do I get there? By what means of conveyance would I make the journey? etc, etc...

[Professor Cool]

Proto, Just dont keep on looking and looking out there, I say if they are out there, they find you, cause if you leave, you miss out on things, wheter it's something as stupid as "you missed jack puked all over the floor" or "Some girl was looking for you" both happened to me. You go out looking you'll end up walking in circles. Next time you see a girl, and your somewhat attracted to her, just fucken say hi, it cannot hurt, and then you'll find someone sooner or later, maybe not The Ultimate Woman, but one that you'll be madly in love with.
They say "home is where the heart is", i wonder if that's true.

P.S.: Good Luck

[FartinMowler]

I wept like a baby when I read this

They say "home is where the heart is", i wonder if that's true.

[Evil Robot]

Buy a motorcycle, there easy to get credit for. Whatever or whoever the the hell is out there cant run fast enough to get away from a bike. Just run it down and smash it good. Use a tire iron or somthing heavy and kill it, only then will it be yours.

[Professor Cool]

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

I wept like a baby when I read this

And I wept when i saw "Stupic Characters" appear on the boards.

It happens Mowler....

[Matt Harty]

Still haven't answered Proto.

The location of "out there" is within 1 mile of any book store.

good luck

[Protoclown]

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS

EXCEPT FOR LIKE THREE OF YOU OR SOMETHING

[!!!!]

Hey Jixby?

[Jixby Phillips]

Yeah?

[Protoclown]

Fuckit, if someone just tells me how to get to llama school I will be satisfied

[Captain Robo]

"Out there" is a euphemism for "Sorry buddy, not gonna happen"

[!!!!]

Do you believe in God?