Fucking Mormons.

[Skulhedface]

Ironically, LaVey makes a good pirate.

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by Perndog

Psst...look at my avatar.

Isn't that the dude off the Flash Gordon movie?

[CaptainBubba]

Mormons showed up at our door today!!!

My dad did all the talking and (from my perspective) made them out to be brainwashed and utterly misled fools. My only comment was regarding coincidences (after submitting that it is within the realm of possibility that the golden tablet was made at the same time as the bible ) and how they can occur simply because they are coincidences, without any suggestion of supernatural interference, by citing Leibnitz and Newton's discovery of Calculus.

They got mad and called my dad a monkey (refrence to evolution. lol. ) and said he was making them too mad to talk to him and my dad said that his comments were very unchristian and he'd better go pray.

The guy agreed and went away taking his fellow "elder" (they looked about 22 each, heh) with him. It was very lol. : )

[O71394658]

When they come over our house, we just don't answer the door.

[CaptainBubba]

Then you sir, are missing out on one of lifes greater pleasures. Fucking with Mormon's heads is entertaining to no end.

[Supafly345]

Answer the door completely naked. Scratch your genitals as much as possible and insist that they come inside to talk some more. Now, if they actually are stubborn (or stupid) enough to follow you inside: walk bow legged so they can see exaxtly the kind of (wo)man you are (and it makes them look at your dangling balls too if you are a guy. x2 Score Multiplier!.)
Get mad at something stupid like your reflection in a mirror not obeying you and ask them to help you beat the crap out of whatever it was that pissed you off. (remember never to stop scratching your privates gratuitously through all this.)

[AChimp]

I found that you can get the biggest reaction out of a Jehovah's Witness by tell him or her that, "my god is better than your god."

It's like swatting at a hornet's nest.

[Vibecrewangel]

I was the reason my family got disfellowshipped when we were Jehova's Witnesses.

I was only like 5 or 6 at the time.

I gots mad skillz!!!

[Perndog]

A part of me wishes I had the opportunity to get kicked out of a group like that...

Maybe I should get baptized Catholic and then go out and have some fun.

[VinceZeb]

Mormons are just out there doing what they think is good. I can't give them any shit for that.

The *False god* Witnesses', however.... let's just say they don't come around my place no more. Even the people on this board could out-argue a Witness.

[mburbank]

You out argued them? As opposed to being stupid, rude and lazy? Huh. I bet it was awesome.