Oct 30th, 2003, 06:16 PM
Well I was gonna wait a couple months, but this looks like fun.
DamnthatDavid: Hey Pink Fucktard! Nobody cares what your pseudo skinhead ass has to say. You're barely good enough to be a fucktard like the rest of these fucktards on here. I doubt if Retro Kat would even let you lick his faggot fucktard ass. If you're just here to piss people off, that's a worthy pursuit, but at least be fucking original about it. It ain't that hard considering the total lack of imagination here, but you've proven to be just another fucktard in the wall.
GO FUCKING REGISTER YOURSELF AT COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS.COM PRONTO.
And since I'm here, I might as well put some other fucktards in their place...
Retro Kat: And so Retro began to take his Dad's penis inside him as he had many times before. As Retro's Dad thrusted into Retro with the power of a Bull Elephant, Retro screamed louded than the Lucasfilm THX sound system in delight. The feeling tickled his prostate in ways he couldn't imagine. He didn't even care that his rectal lining was torn and bleeding profusely all over the bed, creating an even greater lubrication. As they both climaxed, Retro's dad pulled out and placed his bloody, shitty dick into Retro's mouth. After lapping it all up, Retro knew true love.
That is until his Dad slit his throat open and drank his blood for power.
YOU LOSE FUCKTARD!
Play again?
Spectre X:
Bitch Boy 5:53
And so the fucktard Spectre X, angered the creator, by staying out late pleasuring lonely bums in public bathrooms.
THOU HAST ANGERED ME! THOU ART A SHIT STAIN UPON THE WORLD FROM A CAT WITH BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA! THOU HAST NO IMAGINATION WHAT SO EVER. THOU HAD BEST CHANGE THY WAYS LEST THAT ANAL RASH GETS WORSE AND UNTREATABLE.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Jin: Hey fucktard, you'll be allowed to call someone else a retard when you stop riding the yellow bus and your Mom stops pinning your mittens to your coat, you wacky fucktard.
kellychaos: No.
Esolium: Here we have the fucktard subject Esolium, desparately attempting to raise his status, by anally penetrating Sethomas for the Alpha Fucktard position. Crickey, he seems to be doing it! I must make a note of this!
Evil Robot: That was the best you could do against those fucktards? You're fucking fired. Go back to watching the Teletubbies, you chubby faggot.
Kahljorn: ...and so Kahljorn says to the little boy, taste it! Its just like candy!
BADUMBUM!
Hey folks, you've been a great bunch of fucktards, I'll be playing at the Palace and the Sappho Club next week!
FUCK YOU EVERYBODY GOODNIGHT!
(And that's how its fucking done Pink Fucktard!)
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