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Dole · #51

I must have missed a meeting....no idea whats going on.

MetalMilitia · #52

Woah! you do stuff like not in your house. Dude thats hardcore!

Matt Harty · #53

glow, its like someone being pissed off at you for having a baby because they've never expierienced it. its really odd, and it'd probably make you laugh like it does me. you never tried to brag or make a big deal out of it.

but, if its one thing the lonely and outcast people of i-mockery hate, its seeing others with happy and successful lives. As compared to their own worthless existence, where the highlight of their day was taking shots at someone with a girlfriend. Irony.

Dole · #54

Hey, I have a happy and successful life, and I am an outcast here.

high fives self

Helm · #55

I don't have any friends or girlfriends anymore but I have nough meat to last me through the winter now!

dreaddi · #56

You weren't even in a relationship with this girl and you're that angry at her? You're the kind of guy that makes me so careful who I give my phone number to... seriously, chill. Maybe she just thinks you're nice and likes talking to you on the bus (or wherever you guys meet).

kellychaos · #57

Is it too early for the rape jokes?

FS · #58

That should be on your gravestone.

kellychaos · #59

It's already been pre-ordered that way. I'm getting buried ass-up complete with elegant glass display case.

The One and Only... · #60

I'm don't think I was really that angry. I just needed to vent somehow, and I guess this message board was the way to do it.

Seven Force · #61

Just venting. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigt.

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You weren't even in a relationship with this girl and you're that angry at her? You're the kind of guy that makes me so careful who I give my phone number to... seriously, chill. Maybe she just thinks you're nice and likes talking to you on the bus (or wherever you guys meet).

That's so true.

Seven Force · #62

Just an afterthought...

Why don't you just calm down and just talk to her. Be her friend. Is that so bad? Even if it doesn't work out, you'll still have one more friend. To get angry about something like that is just dumb. Are you even ready for a relationship with a real life girl?

A girl doesn't want a guy with nothin'. They want to be with a guy they'll feel safe with, that'll protect them. Someone that has stable finanaces (a.k.a: a job), and someone who's in somewhat decent shape (a.k.a, not overweight, not saying you are or anything).

Sometimes girls just flirt for the hell of it man. I love it, personally, even if it goes nowhere. If I wanna get serious with someone, i'll let them know. So relax, you got a long life ahead of you, and who knows, maybe you'll find that special girl you've been waiting for.

Or rape. Rape solves everything!

jin · #63

Just between us guys, I envy Matt Harty and I think would kill myself to be more like him! ;<

You know what im talking about Metalmilitia and SevenForceIncUSA! ;>

Seven Force · #64

LMAO

Can't argue with that.

Seven Force · #65

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Originally Posted by Dole

When they block you it says:

"User has blocked you from sending instant messages. This means you are probably a right cunt, some 40 year old fatty perv, or OAO. AOL suggests you try communicating with people in real life, for once. Lets face it, you need the exercise. If you have no friends, try engaging some local brainless shop assistant drone, perhaps with a fevered and sweaty reference to the current weather. Laugh nervously at the blank, slack jawed response as you try to find some connection with their dead, glassy eyes. Leave shop, with the last vestiges of your self-esteem trailing behind you like some rancid, shapeless intestine. Kill self. Repeat."

I'm gonna use that as an away message.

Anonymous · #66

It's great how defensive mattchew is getting about this. Matt, the reason why we make fun of you for pretending you have a million billion friends and a stable of girlfriends - where they sit all day preening themselves until you open up the double-doors and select one to ride with for the day - is because recently you've been falling back on that hilarious lie whenever you get upset with someone.

Not that you don't know that, but you're about as convincing in your spin as our current president.

Actually, much less so, considering half the country is still rallying behind the moron.

BlueOatmeal · #67

I have no life. Stereotype knows what I'm talking about.

Dole · #68

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I'm gonna use that as an away message.

please dont.

FS · #69

Well, it's not like anyone's going to see it.

Matt Harty · #70

The only time I ever mentioned my outside life was when someone attacked it with the gay stereotype that anybody that comes here sits on the computer all day and has no life. It isn't true for me and I made my point.

I never tried to make myself sound special, I made one comeback to some obscure character and it stirred up Rongi n Pals.

So now whenever I say anything it's "haha well its ok matt harty you can ask one of your girlfriends can i borrow one haha" like I made 5 threads boasting about my life.

ziggytrix · #71

Actually Matt, every single time I've seen this mentioned, I've gotten the impression that you think your social life is better than the majority of the posters on these boards.

That said, I haven't read every one of your posts on the subject, and I don't actually give a fuck. Just sayin.

Anonymous · #72

Matt. You said it several times in pyph, several times in loveline, several times in gb. I'd know, because I tend to read these boards.

You can't tell your one million friends to piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Anonymous · #73

3 Funny things about this fucktard thread...

1. When OAO continued to prove what a pathetic loser he was with women, and proving to everyone without a shadow of a doubt that he will die a virgin.

2. When Matt once again continued to try impress people on the fucking internet that he has this "Magical social life" and got pissed off when nobody would believe his lies. When in fact he's just as sorry as OAO.

3. When I said "fucktard.

Wait. Fuck all that. The only funny thing about this thread was when I said "fucktard".