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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 02:10 PM       
Yes, Max. I don't believe in science at all. I guess I just went and earned a double Bachleors of Science in Electronics and Software Engineering on a whim.

What's that, Lassie? Max is an ignorant hebe? Oh, we knew that already!
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 02:20 PM       
American universitys call everything science.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 02:42 PM       
Wow. Aren't you around 22 years old, Vinth? I thought you also spent 2 years in the seminary. Diplomas from technical schools don't count as real degrees.

Someone with a software engineering degree would have the ability to make a website a million times better than Catholic Samurai turned out.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 02:52 PM       
Do degrees from engineering schools count, dumbass?

That sound you hear is the sigh of dispair you are letting out because you have lost another argument against someone who is your superior and the fact that you are Canadian.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 02:54 PM       
Software engineering + Geocities HTML skills = you are the dumbass.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 03:05 PM       
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Damn, I've been caught red-handed! Brandon, how can you blame me, though? I lust after you every night!
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 03:14 PM       
I gotta agree with that.

I said Vinthy doesn't believe in Science on account of A.) He disparages the Mueum of Science B.) He's a creationist. and C.) He's frequently proven he doesn't understand what science is, doesn't know that the scientiffic deffnition of fact and the religous deffinition are two totally seperate things, doesn't understand what a theory is, and doesn't understand what a person means when they say a theory has been proven. I'm happy you can follow a circuit diagram and 'engineer' a really bad website. I'd hate to think of you spending all your time clutching your needle over a stoen copy of 'soldier of fortune'.

My degree is also a bachelor of Science. It's in Theater. They don't call the degree a BS for nothing, retardo.

You've been a busy, busy little girl. You say you studied for two years to be a priest, but you left that behind. And we all knwow how hard it is for priest types to leave any behind. Last we spoke you were fetching coffee at a prep school while attending school. And you have an ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE?!? AND SOFTWARE ENGINEERING?!? Did you go to one of them there matchbook schools, or that one Sally Struthers hocks on the TV? How did you miss out on Gun Repair?

And for God's sake STAY IN THIS THREAD! I can't be expected to clean your poop out of any old thread with your make believe girl friends name in the title!
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 04:27 PM       
*clutches chest*

Vinth and Ann getting married........you scared the shit out of me.

Those two getting together would be like mixing potassium nitrate, charcoal, sulfur, and heat together.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 08:52 PM       
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I gotta agree with that.

I said Vinthy doesn't believe in Science on account of A.) He disparages the Mueum of Science B.) He's a creationist. and C.) He's frequently proven he doesn't understand what science is, doesn't know that the scientiffic deffnition of fact and the religous deffinition are two totally seperate things, doesn't understand what a theory is, and doesn't understand what a person means when they say a theory has been proven. I'm happy you can follow a circuit diagram and 'engineer' a really bad website. I'd hate to think of you spending all your time clutching your needle over a stoen copy of 'soldier of fortune'.

My degree is also a bachelor of Science. It's in Theater. They don't call the degree a BS for nothing, retardo.

You've been a busy, busy little girl. You say you studied for two years to be a priest, but you left that behind. And we all knwow how hard it is for priest types to leave any behind. Last we spoke you were fetching coffee at a prep school while attending school. And you have an ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE?!? AND SOFTWARE ENGINEERING?!? Did you go to one of them there matchbook schools, or that one Sally Struthers hocks on the TV? How did you miss out on Gun Repair?

And for God's sake STAY IN THIS THREAD! I can't be expected to clean your poop out of any old thread with your make believe girl friends name in the title!
1) Electronics, not electrical. IF you are going to insult me, learn to read.

2) So you got a Theater degree. Nice waste of time and money. You either have talent or you don't. Going into school for theater is just another way for people with no marketable skills to say they are doing something with thier lives. I would have suggested another route that makes more money. From the pictures I have seen of you and your family, the medical bills that gather from having a house full of Down Syndrome patients must pile high.

3) I don't think all museums are a waste of time. I just think the one you go to is a waste of time.

4) I am not a creationist, per se. I believe in micro-evolution and I believe that every was generated by God. I do not subscribe to the 7 human days theory. That is just absurd.

5) You can study to be a priest and be in high school. It's called a seminary. I know a fat, bloated* Christ-killer such as yourself may not understand what one of those are. You can look it up on the net.

You are too easy to handle and too stupid to realize it, Max. Walk it out front of interstate traffic; It would be less painful and messy.

I never noticed your Salvation Army shirt before or that shit you have on your upper lip. Wait, that's just your weak-ass atempt to grow a mustache.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 08:54 PM       
Just "Sayin' what needs to be said."
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 10:58 PM       
Going into school for theater is just another way for people with no marketable skills to say they are doing something with thier lives. I would have suggested another route that makes more money.

I didn't realize our little pet ghoul was anti-art as well. He's right about theater being a poor source of money. But...

Now everyone place their bets on whether Max or Vince makes more money and try to decide if the fact that Max has more than several (non entry-level) lucrative sources of income demonstrates any marketable skills on his part.

I also find it amusing that Vince associated me with Communism, since I can't stand the idea of any sort of socialism and I think anyone who would rather be a prole than a succesful individual should be kicked in the nose. He obviously didn't manage to pick up my sarcasm when I "praised" the bottom-feeders.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 11:36 PM       
The Catholic Samurai: because everyone knows Jesus believed that one's worth as a person was directly proportional to his or her income.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 02:39 AM       
So God generated everything, but he didn't create everything, and thats why Vinth isn't a creationist. Per se.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:01 AM       
Papa, Brandon: Thanks for contributing nothing to the conversation. Useful as always.

Pern: I'm in no way anti-art. I am anti-spending tax payer money on it. If you can't make money off your "talents" then don't ask the goverment to help you out.

I would hope Max makes more money on me. He is twice as old as I am (and twice as pathetic, but thats neither here or there) and the worth of money is different in our areas considering he is in Jew York City and I'm in the Midwest.

I would go throwing insults at me, either. A guy that admits that he hangs out with his younger sister is pathetic. Probably the only female contact you ever get.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 11:42 AM       
Your HTML skills still suck, and that's a poor reflection on your software engineering abilities.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 12:33 PM       
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Papa, Brandon: Thanks for contributing nothing to the conversation. Useful as always.
Yeah, pointing out your rampant hypocrisy served no purpose at all.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 05:25 PM       
Isn't it cute when he's angry? Can't you just see his chubby l'il fists shaking?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 06:54 PM       
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A guy that admits that he hangs out with his younger sister is pathetic.
Wow, anti-family, too. He's just racking them up.

And he obviously either has no siblings or was beaten mercilessly by them as a youngster and is plotting their murders.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 09:11 PM       
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Maybe before you go and slam Coulter, you will read her books. They are very well written and more accurate with the facts then 99% of the leftists crap that is out today.

And max, aside from being ugly and pathetic*, you are also a moron. There have been many reports of people who recall serving with Bush in the National Gard.

Stupid hebe, myths are for kids!


*Just some proof for my ugly and pathetic claim.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 09:33 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 06:36 AM       
"I would hope Max makes more money on me. He is twice as old as I am (and twice as pathetic, but thats neither here or there) and the worth of money is different in our areas considering he is in Jew York City and I'm in the Midwest.

I would go throwing insults at me, either. A guy that admits that he hangs out with his younger sister is pathetic. Probably the only female contact you ever get."

-MY GOD, you are such a fucking joyless, infantile loser. I pity the people who have to deal with you on a daily basis, you pathetic racist twat.

One can only infer from your second paragraph that even your family avoid you if at all possible.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 08:21 AM       
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I would hope Max makes more money on me. He is twice as old as I am (and twice as pathetic, but thats neither here or there) and the worth of money is different in our areas considering he is in Jew York City and I'm in the Midwest.
Except that Max lives in Boston.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 09:46 AM       
Thats a quote from fatty racist obviously, not me
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 10:50 AM       
Dear god, he lives in the Midwest? That's far too close to me for my tastes.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 01:33 PM       
He's probably from North Dakota or something *snicker*.
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