College in Fredricksburg

[CaptainBubba]

College sure is fun yunno. Sometimes in college you get to drink adult drinks that make you get warm and sleepy and let the smelly boys touch you're flower. Also it is a good idea to go to your assigned classes so that you can learn thing like supply and demand which is really complicated because its a graph. College is certainly not the 13th grade yall. Also college is fun because you can go to the local mall and buy things like silk handcuffs and a cheerleader uniform and hair dye and execute the perfect murder. Every now and again in college it so happens that one is with a lady friend and she is sick and must puke because of adult drink consumption. It should be noted that penis is in no way a sobering agent. People in college still take the trouble to show up for the classes they are paying money for then play solitaire on their laptops. They will go far surely. Also if I hear one more whiney dumbfuck Republican or bitching feminist Liberal I swear to Odin I will break some face up on Campus. Some FACE.

College is not for everyone. Because some people can't go.

[McMock]

Yes, I agree.