I-Mock shirts come to Springfield, MO.

[Dole]

up the nugs

[Zhukov]

Why does it take guts and determination to post on a message board? Surely typing your thoughts on the internet is the most piss weak thing a person can do with their life.

[Killer Manatee]

Touché, Comrade..

[dreaddi]

Originally Posted by Dole

The thought of people 'lurking' here and being 'fans' of people who post here, makes me want to throw up out of my own eyeballs.
Should these people actually exist (which I doubt), and just so happpen to be reading: SUICIDE IS YOUR ONLY POSSIBLE OPTION UNLESS YOU TURN OFF THE PC RIGHT NOW AND GO OUTSIDE

I'm going jogging now. Is that ok?

[Dole]

Technically

[Cosmo Electrolux]

what kind of fag posts to a message board to tell the world that they're going jogging? Goddamned Newbies....the boards were much better back when............

[Terra]

Actually it was the overall site that they liked. And not specifically JUST the message forum. I saw the shirts and went up to talk to them. Later on it got around that they enjoy reading the posts on this forum. AChimp got really high points as did Jixby and there were some others that normally post on the other forums that I don't really know that well whose posts they enjoyed.

[Mockery]

Pretty cool. What shirts were they wearing anyway? The original "Cynical Bastard" I-Mockery shirts or the glow-in-the-dark skull ones?

[Captain Goodtimes]

I met a fan of mine once, his name was mark riddles, swell guy, gave me a handjob too!

[Killer Manatee]

So that was YOU!

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Mockery

Pretty cool. What shirts were they wearing anyway? The original "Cynical Bastard" I-Mockery shirts or the glow-in-the-dark skull ones?

They were the glow in the dark ones. They look great BTW. Now I want one. I shall be submitting my order when payday rolls around.

[Mockery]

Cool, glad ya liked 'em. I really need to wear mine sometime, but I always feel weird wearing a shirt for my own site. I'm definitely happy with how they came out though.

[whoreable]

yea its a great shirt, if only i could find mine

[Terra]

Yeah, I'm ready to begin a cult for I-Mock out here. The initiation rite is going to be a purchase of the shirt followed by a thorough public hazing by me (at Ebbit's Field Bar and Grille) and then they need to log on and have my liege Lord Max work them over in Mock Wars. They can bypass that uncomfortable noob stage if they succeed.

After that, I'll buy them a keg of beer for their Saturday night lock in. They won't be worth shit after the initiation. But the shirts will be worn every Saturday night if they want to stay with it.

Membership has it's privileges.

[Black Flag]

people don't like you

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by whoreable

yea its a great shirt, if only i could find mine

YOU LOST IT? :o

[pjalne]

BANNED

[whoreable]

No I just lost the combination to the fireproof jewel safe that I keep behind the civil war portriat of my great great great grandfather, that I store the shirt in.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Black Flag

people don't like you

Oh well, tootise! But they should still get the I Mock shirt.

[Anonymous]

Dole, don't be gay. I don't lie. >;

[Crying Baby Jesus]

we can be walking SPAM!

[Dole]

Don't be gay??

[Anonymous]

NO GAYNESS! (Sitcom laughter ensues)

[Helm]

liege Lord

You feel the heat, you burn to my TOUCH

[FS]

YOU GOT THE TOUCH
YOU GOT THE POWER