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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 07:50 PM        PIRATE JOKE!!
This pirate walks into a bar and orders a flagon of rum.

"Uh..." says the bartender, "I can't help noticing you have what seems to be a steering wheel in your pants."

"Yarrrrr," replies the pirate, "It's been drivin' me nuts all day."
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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 07:51 PM       
haha, I told that same joke just yesterday!
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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 07:56 PM       
except I told it BETTER

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, is that thing bothering you?" and the Pirate says, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 08:00 PM       
I do like that set up better. I just think that joke is fuckin' hillarious.
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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 08:02 PM       
I laughed for like 5 minutes the first time I heard it ;<
I thought I was gonna die ;<
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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 08:38 PM       
If you only really looked like a Bond Girl GW... *sigh*

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It was rated Arrrrrrrr!
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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 08:45 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 08:52 PM       
Joke pales in comparison.
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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 10:26 PM       
bond girls are the hottest girls in the world, I wish i had them all
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Old Jul 21st, 2006, 11:10 PM       
"Yarr I see ya got yer ears pierced! How much did it cost ya?"
"Why a buck-an-ear! HARHARHAR!"
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:16 AM       
I thought that was the "How much does corn cost?" joke.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:51 AM       
A guy walks into a Psychiatrist's office wearing cellophane pants
The Psychiatrist says: " I can clearly see your nuts" :/
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 01:04 AM       
a termite walks into a bar and asks is the bar tender here
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 01:35 AM       
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bond girls are the hottest girls in the world, I wish i had them all
watch it, in the ULTIMATE JAMES BOND BOOK OF ALL THAT IS BOND, it states that in "For your eyes only" one of the Bond girls is... a guy! *gasp*

My wingman Peter and I figure it is one of the pool girls at the start.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 01:44 AM       
So a baby seal walks into a club

lol get it
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 03:13 AM       
Shut up about baby seals

So a dog limps into a bar and tells the bartender "I'm looking for the man who show my Paw"



*rimshot*
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 03:46 AM       
I knew a man who called his dog Deyogee. True Story.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 04:23 AM       
It's a great joke, but not so great you would actually laugh at it :/
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:35 AM       
And thus concludes Dr. Rankeri's seminar on Intern3t Comedy.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:40 AM       
What do you know, Skeet-face?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:46 AM       
Omg, you didn't mention pudding pops in that post Zen!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:51 AM       
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Omg, you didn't mention pudding pops in that post Zen!
I know, I feel ashamed and confused.

With the hippin and the hoppin, and the zip zop zoopity zop!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:58 AM       
Zen,
You suck.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:02 PM       
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You suck.
Your opinion is duly noted, and by duly noted, I mean forgotten within five seconds since I could care less.

But then again, I love me some Oprah Winfrey.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:18 PM       
By you suck, I mean you suck on penises. Just for clarification.
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