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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:18 AM       
I was fixing the mower and I was bitten by a spider. Bye guys!
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:20 AM       
GOOD THING I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MY DAUGHTER'S HAND IF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE LIKE A PUSSY FROM A PUSSY SPIDERBITE WHILE YOU FIX YOUR PUSSY LAWN PUSSY MOWER.

PUSSY.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:25 AM       
I'm not going to die Sam, I'm just going to have to lose a hand.

Which is why I need your daughter's.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 03:32 AM       
YOUR HAND IS A PUSSY
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Old May 17th, 2010, 04:09 AM       
I WISH.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 10:54 AM       
That'd certainly make things a whole lot easier for you.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 10:57 AM       
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Old May 17th, 2010, 10:58 AM       
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Old May 17th, 2010, 11:29 AM       
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LIQUIDSTATIK HAS ALREADY LAID CLAIM.

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Old May 17th, 2010, 11:31 AM       
So wait...
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Old May 17th, 2010, 11:36 AM       
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That is a picture of ELX?
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Old May 17th, 2010, 11:36 AM       
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Old May 17th, 2010, 11:41 AM       
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Old May 17th, 2010, 11:42 AM       
Her tits are illegal in Australia.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 12:06 PM       
I thought elx was blonde.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 12:56 PM       
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Old May 17th, 2010, 12:56 PM       
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Old May 17th, 2010, 01:03 PM       
You can make tons of money in Canoga Park
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Old May 17th, 2010, 01:03 PM       
I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.

Also ELX is blonde. For the Vinyl.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 01:06 PM       
Also, ELX:

Can you draw a picture of Solomon Grundy and Robocop high fiving each other. Maybe with a juggalo unconcious on the ground?
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Old May 17th, 2010, 01:48 PM       
certainly can!


this is awesome. the most absolute random team of brains thrown together; i expect the top secret missions will be incredibly intricate and hilarious. i'd like them to fail plan a, b, c, d, e, and so on until they just start blowing stuff up.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 01:58 PM       
I find this part funny.

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H-bomb inventor, Mars mining expert among those to study possible solutions
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Richard Garwin, a consultant who helped design the first hydrogen bomb in 1951.

Secondly the made it look like Steven Chu is a H-Bomb inventor.
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:02 PM       
Miami Vice the movie, fuck yeah?
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Old May 17th, 2010, 02:32 PM       
No. No fuck yeah for the movie.
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