Bush says Saddam will be found

[mburbank]

SAN DIEGO, United States (AFP) - US President George W. Bush said that Saddam Hussein seeks to "stir up trouble" in Iraq but vowed that US-led forces would eventually hunt him down.

"We'll get him, we'll find him," Bush vowed during a brief exchange with reporters after touring fire-ravaged areas of California.


Yeah, we'll get that bastard dead or alive! Oh, no, wait, that's Bin Laden. He's the one the president was going to get dead or alive back when he was allowed to say his name.

Seriously, though, I think we're way more likely to get Saddam eventually since Iraq has nothing comparable to the tribal border region between Afghnistan and Pakistan to hide in, but does our President need to boast about this kind of crap? Should he, just, you know, do it? I mean, that way, if we fail he won't have to claim it was actually some sailor ventrilliquists who said we were going to get him.

[kellychaos]

Batten down the yacht and hold onto your margarita, Saddy. We're comin' for ya even if we have to comb this whole desert doin' it!