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Old May 5th, 2006, 09:46 AM        Kennedy blaims Ambien
For apparent DWI.

A.) I'm not sure I think Driving while taking SLEEPING PILLS is any more responsible than driving while drunk.

B.) How likely is thaat, really?

C.) How come this mook wasn't given a breathalizer? Driving drunk is like shooting a gun blindfolded. There is no excuse and gibving tis guy a get out of jail free because he's a Kennedy sucks. If he ends up killing somebody down the road (pun intended) there are few State troopers who ought to go up the river with him.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 01:02 PM       
"Your honor, I was driving under the influence, but it was all the beer's fault!"
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Old May 5th, 2006, 04:17 PM       
It clearly says on the package of most medications not to drive or operate heavy machinery.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 07:02 PM       
*Insert Chappaquiddick joke here*
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Old May 8th, 2006, 03:38 PM       
It's just so fucking sad. Why even bother to blame Ambien? Why not just say I was driving under the influence of being a Kennedy?
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Old May 9th, 2006, 08:24 AM       
Churchill was an opium addict.

And he is your best guy ever.
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I'm sure most of your favorite musicians were opium addicts, too.
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