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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 04:09 PM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 04:14 PM       
yeah! when i got hit by a 70's ford truck, i ate shit off my bike and they had to call a fire truck and everything!!!!
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 04:15 PM       
I saw a guy get hit by a car while I was on the bus to university one morning. He was running across the street to catch my bus, and went straight through traffic. A car hit him, and he jumped up and basically planted his ass right through the windshield. The car had been slamming on it's brakes, so the guy wasn't hit too hard because he pried himself out of the window and then got on my bus.

Everyone was just silent, and the driver of the car was already out of his car looking around in disbelief. The bus driver had already radioed for an ambulance and the police. Eventually a guy in some kind of uniform came on the bus and told the guy who was hit to get off. He got off and my bus drove off.

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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 04:22 PM       
Now that's what I call a "getting hit by a car" story. Because it's about someone getting hit by a car.
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 04:36 PM       
What to look for in a good "gettin hit by a car story":

blood (lots plz)
lacerations and broken bones
car damage
shittin one's self
reaction of onlookers
reaction of emergency response workers

feel free to add to the list as you see fit
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 05:17 PM       
Sorry for misleading you...I was just so pissed yesterday I lacked good judgement...maybe I should've put it in the "you had to be there" thread...:/
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 07:15 PM       
About a year ago I saw a guy in the middle of town run straight out in front of a bus and get smacked really fucking hard with an incredibly sickening CRACK, smashed the bus windscreen, flew about 20 ft in the air, hit the ground hard and rolled about ten feet, stopping right in front of me, with ALL his limbs facing the wrong way. I had to call the ambulance, he didnt die or even lose conciousness but was majorly fucked up. Freaked the fuck out of me, and made me realise how careless I was crossing roads, especially wearing a walkman all the time. I am insanely cautious now. have seen 3 more people get run over in brighton since then too.
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 09:38 PM       
i actually found out that my grandparents hit someone with there car before i was born. they killed him
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 09:46 PM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 09:55 PM       
I never decided if i liked that movie or hated that movie, sethomas.
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Old Oct 15th, 2005, 12:25 AM       
I just found out what tceles B hsuP means it means Push B select wow I'm pretty smart to have figured that out all by myself and everything huh
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Old Oct 15th, 2005, 10:40 AM       
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About a year ago I saw a guy in the middle of town run straight out in front of a bus and get smacked really fucking hard with an incredibly sickening CRACK, smashed the bus windscreen, flew about 20 ft in the air, hit the ground hard and rolled about ten feet, stopping right in front of me, with ALL his limbs facing the wrong way. I had to call the ambulance, he didnt die or even lose conciousness but was majorly fucked up. Freaked the fuck out of me, and made me realise how careless I was crossing roads, especially wearing a walkman all the time. I am insanely cautious now. have seen 3 more people get run over in brighton since then too.
This ... THIS! ... is what I'm talkin' 'bout.
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Old Oct 15th, 2005, 11:25 AM       
HELLO :D
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 03:26 AM       
WHERE IN THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD DOES IT SAY "THE 'INTRODUCE YOURSELF THREAD' NOOBS START HERE"? NOWHERE I SAY
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 07:42 AM       
He's not new, it's bigtimecow back from the banned.
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 03:36 PM       
i like that, "back from the banned."

hello good sirs
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 05:17 PM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 07:46 PM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 07:54 PM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 10:26 PM       
Great story.... this could be turned into a movie. hehe
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Old Oct 16th, 2005, 11:20 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2005, 06:57 AM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2005, 08:44 AM       
I saw an old lady being hit by a car maybe two years ago. She was crossing the street and this guy who was obviously drunk smashed her. She flew a few meters and her head hit the asphalt. She died before the ambulance got there.
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BWHAHAHAHA.

Obviously wasn't driving fast enough.

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