sad

[executioneer]

i've never had anything stolen

[Cosmo Electrolux]

my bike got stolen when I was a kid....

[Matt Harty]

Spanish people stole video games from my house when I first moved in. All these kids had come over to see who the new kid was and I had boxes of toys. There were like 20 kids and like 5 spanish so I assume it was them. They were all taking the stuff out of the boxes and we were having fun, later I was missing like 10 gameboy games.

My mom said I probably lost them.

[Esuohlim]

I haven't had anything stolen, but I have stolen stuff before.

FROM "FRIENDS"

[ultra perfect cell]

I have a safe small enough to store some of my valuables. Once, when I really WAS 11. Left my GBC in the car and when I went to get it about an hour later (It's a guess because it was 6 years ago) and I saw the dumbdick stealing it. I just hit the fuckin floor like a sack of potatoes. I lost my 2 absolute favorite GBC games, which were Spider-Man 2: The Sinister Six and The Amazing Spider-Man for the black and white GB. Luckily for me, my friend traded me the copies later. I still have 'em. Yep, he's a good guy.

[Matt Harty]

Did I read wrong, or did you say you watched a guy stealing your stuff and ducked for cover?

[ultra perfect cell]

You should also have read that I really WAS 11 then. :matthartycan'treadlol

[Matt Harty]

I did you fucking cunt, it's still pathetic that you couldn't run to tell someone or even run away. You dropped, pissed your pants, and cried over your video games.

[ultra perfect cell]

Screw you mother fucker. True, I did cry over it, but he had a gun and I couldn't reach a weapon. If I could've, he would be dead now. Maybe I should have absorbed him. Whar would you have done, go and get your games and let him shoot your fuckin brains out, or hide, lose 2 games, and live.

[Matt Harty]

Oh now he has a gun!

[ultra perfect cell]

He did have a gun fucker. So what WOULD you do, if you were 11 and saw some fuckhead with a gun stealing your GBC and 2 fucking games, huh?

[Matt Harty]

ID ABSORB HIM

[Shostie]

I'd activate my perimeter defenses and let the motion-sensor laser cannons do the work.

[pjalne]

EDIT: Shostie snuck in between Matt and me

[ultra perfect cell]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

ID ABSORB HIM

I'm not fucking kidding. (I am kidding about absorbtion, however.) What would you REALLY do.

[Matt Harty]

I KNOW PEOPLE WITH GUNS STEAL TOYS FROM CARS ALL THE TIME BUT IM BAFFLED AS TO HOW I WOULD RESPOND

[ultra perfect cell]

Thought so.

[GADZOOKS]

Hey you Motherfucker, wanna step up with the big boys, or are you going to drop like a sack of potatoes.

[ultra perfect cell]

I'll step up! *looks in horror that he is imperfect cell for two posts* Good! Now I'll have a life force feast! *sticks tail in GADZOOKS's dick and drains his life force leaving only his clothes*

[executioneer]

if i was eleven and saw someone stealing my shit i would go get one of my dad's guns and off his ass

[Big McLargehuge]

CHOJIN WHY DON'T YOU HELP OUT YOUR BUDDY??

[Shostie]

I'll step up! *looks in horror that he is imperfect cell for two posts* Good! Now I'll have a life force feast! *sticks tail in GADZOOKS's dick and drains his life force leaving only his clothes*

You're, what? 17? You know what might help you mellow out? Pussy. That usually works for teenage boys who have no other outlet for their angst save the internet.

[GADZOOKS]

Originally Posted by ultra perfect cell

I'll step up! *looks in horror that he is imperfect cell for two posts* Good! Now I'll have a life force feast! *sticks tail in GADZOOKS's dick and drains his life force leaving only his clothes*

KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT AND I'LL GIVE YOUR CAT DEVIL HORNS AND A MOUSTACHE.

[sadie]

this girl named donna whose dad made her eat two cigarettes after he caught her trying to smoke one stole my mickey mouse watch. it had a black velvet band.