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Old May 24th, 2005, 10:57 PM        GETTING REAL
OK HERE IS THE THREAD WHERE YOU GET REAL (GETTING FUNKY) GETTING REAL IS WHEN YOU GET THE FUNK OFF YOUR CHEST (SHIT THAT MAKES YOU REAL PISSED) JUST GET IT ALL OUT IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THATS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. TO GET REAL YOU NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND BE TOTALLY PISSED OFF WHEN YOU TALK IF YOU START TO GET WEAK AND SAY SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE "WELL MAYBE IT WAS MY FAULT" OR "I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT" THEN FUCK YOU DIE FAGGOT LETS GET STARTED CURSE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO STAY TOTALLY PISSED OFF



SO OUR HIGHSCHOOLS LOCKER ROOMS ARE GETTING REDONE SO WE HAVE TO CHANGE IN SOME GHETTO ASS TEAM ROOM SO THESE MOTHERFUCKING GYM TEACHERS TELL US "WELL LOCK UP YOUR STUFF" WELL FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE A HALL LOCKER ITS FOR HOMOS SO THERE WAS THIS ONE BLOCK WHERE SOME KID KEPT STEALING SHIT BUT HE GOT SUSPENDED AND EXPELLED AND FUCKIN FUCKED LEGALLY BY POLICE OK BUT ANYWAYS:

IM COMING BACK INTO THE LOCKER ROOM FROM AN INTENSE GAME OF SOFTBALL AND MY WALLET AND KEYS ARE IN MY BACK POCKET IM LIKE "HOLY SHIT I NEVER PUT IT THERE" AND SURE ENOUGH MY $120 DOLLARS IS GONE AND ALL KINDS OF KIDS START COMING FORWARD WITH TONS OF MONEY MISSING AND IPODS MISSING AND CELL PHONES MISSING

SO I GET THIS TIP OFF THAT SOME BLACK KID DEMETRIUS (WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NAME IS THAT FOR A BLACK KID) WAS SEEN IN THE CORNER OF THE LOCKER ROOM BY ONE OF THE TRACK AND FIELD KIDS. HE SAID THE BLACK KID TOLD HIM NOT TO SAY ANYTHING, THAT HE WAS "JUST CUTTING CLASS"

FUCK THAT SHIT EVERYBODY WHO GOT SHIT STOLEN GOT TOGETHER AND WE FOUND OUT THAT HE BOUGHT DRUGS WITH OUR MONEY (THE DEALER SHOWED US THE MONEY AND WE RECOGNIZED OUR BILLS TRUST ME IT WAS OURS) AND WE FUCKING FOUND OUT WHERE HE LIVED AND STOMPED THE KID OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE. WE WANTED TO THROW BRICKS THROUGH HIS WINDOWS BUT NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT.

ANYWAYS SINCE THEY COULDNT FUCKING PROVE HE DID IT THESE SCHOOL ADMIN MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HIM FOLLOWED BY AN AID AT ALL TIMES OF THE DAY WHAT A BITCH
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Old May 24th, 2005, 10:58 PM       
I HEARTILY ENDORSE THIS THREAD.
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Old May 25th, 2005, 12:15 AM       
GOD DAMNIT MATT HARTY YOU GOTTA GET REAL ON HIS ASS AND STAY REAL Y'NO WHAT I'M SAYIN'
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Old May 25th, 2005, 04:16 AM       
I GOT REAL FUCKIN' PISSED AT FELIX_TIBBS AND MASTER OF DEMISE'S GAY POSTS IN THIS THREAD, SO I DONE DELETED THEM, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Old May 25th, 2005, 09:57 AM       
MY PROM DATE IS VERY FUCKING UNENTHUSIASTIC
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The above statement was false....
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Old May 25th, 2005, 11:08 AM       
I CANT GET THIS FUCKING BRACELET ON THAT MY GF GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY TODAY ITS ONE OF THOSE FUCKING ID BRACELETS AND I WANT THE FUCKING NAME TO FACE OUTWARD BUT THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG WHO MADE IT PUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CLIP ON THE WRONG FUCKING END AND NOW I CANT FUCKING PUT IT ON MYSELF AND I LOOK LIKE A BIG FAG ASKING PEOPLE TO PUT IT ON FOR ME AFTER GYM

SON OF A BITCH
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Old May 26th, 2005, 11:20 AM       
YO YO YO MATT HARTY YOU GOTTA GET REAL DAWG Y'NO WHAT I'M SAYIN' YOU GOTTA GET YOSELF A ROBOT 'RSUM'N TO DO THAT SHIT FOR YOU
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Old May 26th, 2005, 11:24 PM       
MATT LETTING US KNOW IN A NONCHOLANT WAY THAT IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY AND HE STILL HAS A GIRLFRIEND....NOW THAT'S KEEPIN IT REAL!! :/
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Old May 27th, 2005, 11:05 AM       
I NEED TO GET FUNKY WITH THIS STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WHORE LOTIDA WHO COMES INTO THE FUNKY THREAD WITH NO IDEA HOW SHIT WORKS AND FUCKING STARTS PUTTING SMILY EMOTICONS ALL OVER

BITCH GET A CLUE AND COME BACK WHEN YOOUR CHICKEN HEAD STOPS SHRINKING
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Old May 27th, 2005, 11:10 AM       
MAN LOTIDA YOU NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE 'N FIND YOSELF A COOL CAT SO HE CAN BEAT YO ASS AND TAKE ALL YO MONEY BUT YOU LOVE IT ANYWAY Y'NO
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Old May 27th, 2005, 11:24 AM       
somebody's wig's gone git split.
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Old May 27th, 2005, 12:31 PM       
MAN MOI THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS OBEY THE LAWS OF THE THREAD AND POST IN CAPS DAWG NOW BAPE'S GONNA HAVE TO GET ON YO ASS SEE HERE
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Old May 27th, 2005, 06:22 PM       
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Old May 27th, 2005, 06:57 PM       
YO HOMIES, I HEARD THIS MOI GUY WAS DOWN WITH THE EMO, THAT'S NOT KEEPING REAL, CHOJIN YOU GOTS TO BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER, PEOPLE ARE DOUBTED YOUR REALNESS G-DOG, I KNOWS YOU KEEPS IT REALS LIKE THAT
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Old May 27th, 2005, 07:06 PM       
FOOL, START TYPING IN CAPS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! DAMN! NEWBIES!
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Old May 28th, 2005, 02:09 AM       
people are doubted your realness

aren't you two missing pokemon reruns?
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Old May 28th, 2005, 02:19 AM       
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I THINK ARROW X IS! I STOPPED WATCHING THAT SHOW WHEN IT WENT DOWN HILL!
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Old May 31st, 2005, 10:50 AM       
IM GONNA HAVE TO GET FUNKY WITH THIS SHITSTAIN OF A PERSON MOI WHO THINKS HE CAN JUST ROLL AROUND ON HIS FUCKING STOMACH ACTING LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON TYPING IN LOWERCASE IN A THREAD ABOUT BEING PISSED OFF.

YOU HAVE TO BE PISSED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FUCKING SISSY?

SUCK IT UP BEFORE ARROWX FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS
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Old May 31st, 2005, 11:23 AM       
i gots my shit sewed up tight, blood.
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Old May 31st, 2005, 04:31 PM       
STEP OFF, JACK. YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT!!
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Old May 31st, 2005, 07:11 PM       
SHUT UP KELLY! YOUR ABOUT AS FUNNY AS A TREE DURING WINTER!
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Old May 31st, 2005, 07:41 PM       
YEAH SPORTS THATS THE WAY TO GET FUNKY YOU FUCK TELL HIM HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING CUNT HE IS AND WHY YOU HATE HIM DO IT
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Old May 31st, 2005, 08:24 PM       
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU DAMN FOOL!
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 04:22 PM       
THIS THREAD IS QUICKLY LOSING IT'S STEAM.
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 04:42 PM       
AND IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT ASSHOLE SPORTS
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