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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:42 PM        HOW I WANT TO DIE
LOOKING UP while a giant earth-destroying meteor, one so big it fills the whole sky for a few minutes before hitting, slams right into earth, and me being right in the middle of it. Nobody else would be there looking up, because they'd all be in shelters thinking they can save themselves. It would seem like that the meteor is after me and me alone. Like I'm that important. Plus it would be fucking neat to see.

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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:45 PM       
There is a whole board for this
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:48 PM       
I want to hang myself off of a bridge overlooking the freeway, just as a semitruck is coming...
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:49 PM       
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I think you meant to say "I WANT TO DIE WHILE KISSING A GIRL KISSIE KISSIE"
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:51 PM       
1. Zombie bite
2. Vampire bite
3. Killed by some monster that eventually gets killed by my friends right after I say a funny line like "you bitch" or "I hope I give you the shits"
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:59 PM       
IN A DITCH

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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:01 AM       
I want to drown in a pool full of naked chicks
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:02 AM       
you would go to hell for lust you fucking sinner.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:10 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:10 AM       
If I could choose, I would want to go down in a hand to hand fight.

But then again, I don't plan on dying anytime soon...
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
you never know.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:32 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:33 AM       
I'm kinda partial to parachuting over the stadium in the middle of the Super Bowl and blowing myself up in front of millions of television viewers.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:34 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:51 AM       
Narcotics overdose. Painless.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 02:03 AM       
Spontaneous combustion. In the schools chemistry lab if possible for a nice touch.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 02:28 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:36 AM       
I WANT TO DIE FROM MONEY POISONING

OR MAYBE BOOBIES POISONGING

OR BEING FAMOUS POISONING
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:49 AM       
I'd like to have my head fall off while I'm telling a group of pre-schoolers about the wonders of turning 100.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 07:09 AM       
I always thought it would be fun to jump out of a plane naked and aim for something stupid, like a civil war reinactment.

Anyone looking for a theme song to this thread should look up "Severed Head" by Alice Donut (on the Mule album).
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 07:14 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 07:49 AM       
Well it's always there if you reconsider, Blowsmelly
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 07:56 AM       
I plan to live forever. Or die trying.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 09:10 AM       
I want to die from a piano falling on me, or a safe/anvil. That way when people ask how I die, and someone tells them, they'll say "that's not funny, you're being terrible" and the person will say "no, seriously she was outside that piano store" and the other person won't be able to laugh or else they are the jerk.

Also it should be an open casket funeral and I want a thought bubble over my head that says "You should see the other guy!"
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