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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 12:19 PM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 12:19 PM       
Me too. Fantasy is for gay nerds.
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 12:34 PM       
Gay nerds? Now I don't know what to think.
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 12:39 PM       
I just came up with a joke:

Who misses Chojin more than Gitar Woman?

No one!
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 01:26 PM       
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Now is it just me, or does the word "Penis" sound really stupid? Pee-nis. Penis. Penis.

It sounds like a cute nickname you would give a kid or a puppy.

"Oh look, here comes little Penis now!"

It doesn't even make sense, as it comes from a Latin word meaning "tail". A tail in the front? It doesn't flow like "vagina" or "vulva", its an ugly, stupid word.

I propose we come up with a new clinical name for a man's dick. According to Wiki, the word used the English langage prior to the word penis was "yard".

"the Yard, made up of two nervous Bodies, the Channel, Nut, Skin, and Fore-skin, etc."Physical Dictionary of 1684

However, I hardly think that "yard" will still work.

I propose the word "malestick" as a substitute. Say it a few times. Malestick. Malestick. Sounds more dignified than "penis", doesn't it? Sounds more masculine, less likely to evoke giggles, more serious. Malestick.

"The doctor examined my penis." vs. "The doctor examined my malestick."

Which is less embarrasing to say? Which sounds less stupid? Malestick, that's what.

So start a revolution. Start using the word "malestick" today!
I tried responding to everything, just select parts, and even considered my normal recourse of being wacky, but really you're just so repeatedly and absurdly wrong that I'm led to suspect that I'm just too stupid to grasp your true intention here.
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 01:28 PM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 01:30 PM       
Fine. You're not here as often.

Well, you don't post as often.

You're sure logged in and noted at the bottom of the page as much.
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 01:48 PM       
I'm tryin to download Neverwinter Nights 2, and it's going 22 kb/s
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 01:56 PM       
nvm i guess i spoke too soon it's goin 12, wtf is it g;oing so SLOW godfadsamnfuck:
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:02 PM       
METAL MILITION HOW COME I HAVE ALLRIGHT INTERNET, BUT WHEN UTORRENT IS OPEN(EVEN IF ITS NOT DOWNLOADING ANYTHING) IT GOES SLOWER THAN DIALUP IN A THUNDERSTORM AND IF IT IS DOWNLOADING SOMETHING, IT'S ALMOST USELESS AND THE DOWNLOAD GOES SO SLOW :'(
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:05 PM       
ITS PROBABLY UPLOADING
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:06 PM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:06 PM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:07 PM       
and when it's downloading, it'll connect to like 50 people and still only go 30kb/s tops, and make my interent slow as fucking fuckss.
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:07 PM       
IF YOU GO TO OPTIONS -> PREFERENCES ->CONNECTION AND SET A GLOBAL UPLOAD CAP OF ~6 (ANY LOWER AND IT WILL CAP DOWNLOADS) THEN THE SUM OF ALL TORRENTS' UPLOAD SPEED WILL NOT EXCEED 6

edit: nvrmind - if it's not uploading you might just have gay internrnet. Run a speed test a speedtest.net.
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:09 PM       
OKAY THAT HELPED A LITTLE BUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHY IT KILLS MY INTERNET SO HARD WHILE RUNNING
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:12 PM       
1284 kb/s down
312 kb/s up

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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:13 PM       
those aren't great numbers, but it shouldn't be going 12 kb/s and then taking about a minute for this page to reload like it is
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:32 PM       
Could be anything really, though it might be due to your router sucking and freaking out at the number of simultaneous connections that are open.
If you go to options -> preferences -> BitTorrent and reduce the maximum number of connections it may improve things.
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:37 PM       
Danny, if the CatMan fixes your problem you're not allowed to complain about him being here anymore.
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:48 PM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
I HOPE IT'S FIXED BECAUSE I HAVE SOME CRACKING CAT PICTURES LINED UP
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 02:55 PM       
WELL THE DOWNLOAD IS STILL GOING SLOW, BUT IT'S NO LONGER DESTROYING MY INTERNET SO GOOD 'NUFF BUT FOR THE SAKE OF MY EYES PLEASE DON'T POST CAT PICTURES ;(
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 03:08 PM       
I WANT TO SEE THESE CAT PICTURES POSTED
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Old Jul 9th, 2008, 03:15 PM       
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