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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 09:38 AM        KILLER CHIMPS
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa....ap/index.html

FREETOWN, Sierra Leone (AP) -- Police hunted Monday for chimpanzees that escaped from a Sierra Leone preserve and mauled a group of local and American sightseers -- a rare attack that left one local man dead and at least four other people hospitalized.

The U.S. Embassy warned Americans against traveling to the Tacugama Chimpanzee Sanctuary, from where the chimps escaped before the Sunday attack on a taxicab filled with Americans and others.

The Sierra Leonean driver died as the chimps ripped his body apart and the three Americans were treated at a local hospital for minor injuries, a top police official, Oliver Somasa, said.

Another Sierra Leonean man in the group had his hand amputated after the primate mauling, Somasa said. U.S. officials had no further comment. The Americans were in Sierra Leone to help construct a new embassy building, Somasa said.

Armed police were searching Monday for 27 chimpanzees, Somasa said, while four other chimps had returned on their own accord to the reserve.

Somasa said it was unclear why the chimps attacked or how the chimps were able to flee the park.

Chimpanzee attacks are unusual but not unprecedented.

Two chimps that escaped from their cages in a California sanctuary severely mauled one man last year, injuring his genitals and limbs. A bystander shot the primates before they killed their victim.

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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 11:53 AM       
" The Americans were in Sierra Leone to help construct a new embassy building"

Dude, Politicized Chimps. It was only a matter of time. And really only a small differeence of degree.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 12:23 PM       
All Bush's fault.

And I thought Sierra Leone was on that "don't visit here" list the State Department has on account of that civil war raging there.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 12:35 PM       
A civil war between CHIMPS AND HUMANS!!
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 12:42 PM       
What are you talking about, crackhead? I've never heard of something so ridiculous.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 12:46 PM       
i could link you to any number of threads.



Word to the wise. Side with the Chimps.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 01:35 PM       
You're preaching to the choir, Max. I, for one, welcome the upcoming regime change.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 02:02 PM       
I do see the appeal in leadership than can eat a banana with its feet.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 03:22 PM       
It's the pro-masturbation platform that I like.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 03:41 PM       
much like the silver surfer to galactus, chimp is the herald to the fall of man.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 04:17 PM       
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It's the pro-masturbation platform that I like.
As do I, but the aggressive poo-flinging stance is a concern.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 04:18 PM       
I think we'll all feel too good to care about that.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 04:47 PM       
"As do I, but the aggressive poo-flinging stance is a concern."

In all honesty I think the aggressive poo-flinging stance is the only thing that will stay the same in america.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 05:12 PM       
Ape must never harm ape.

That's why they'll win.
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 08:05 PM       
The only good human is a dead human!
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 09:19 PM       
guys quit trying to make me like the politics forum
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Old Apr 25th, 2006, 09:28 PM       
I have an interesting article on the "synthetic" ecological effects of chimpanzees, hat guy.
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