i-mockery awards?

[Jixby Phillips]

I'd like to give noob3 the THE UNSURPASSABLE UNEQUIVOCAL UNMITIGATED FUCKTARD AWARD



You will now wear this award like a big red scarlet letter labled "F" for "Failure, fucktard, newbie for life"

I mean, look at it! there's skulls in it!

[soundtest]

It is my birthday and I'm out of control... I am irrelevant...

Chojin

Jin

MY DICK IS SMALL AND I AM NOT A MOCKER

[Rev. Danno]

Wow, I actually forgot how much of an ass Carni is, I forgot that he attacked me the time I joked about how I was raised by wolves and ow that was his shtich, I forgot that he was a third grade baby made out of gravy. Maybe it's because I genrally skip his coments because he really has nothing interesting to say. Just because someone has been posting forever doesn't mean that what they post is worth a damn, Kinda like just because the simpsons has been on for so fucking long doesn't mean it's still a good show anymore. Not that I'm saying anything I post is funny. I think the last funny thing I said was back in 2000 when I was making fun of xJakex (straight edge isn't a lifestyle, it's a tool for making sure you don't draw crooked lines... hell it was funny at the time). Sometimes the Old schoolers are as bad if not worse the the newbies (this board sucks, back in '99, now that was a good forum! Blah, blah, blah). forgive my typos (or not) I've had too much to drink...

[FS]

This thread is a suicidal clown.

[Mockery]

My thoughts on the situation...

First off, I think half of you are too new to know anything about Carni since he hardly posts anymore, and you're just quickly hopping on the "let's bash him" bandwagon. He's not elitist... he's a hardworking, meat-eating, human-killing EMT with a good sense of humor. Believe me, I've played plenty of jokes on him and he took 'em well. He also mocks in a way that a lot of people used to mock on these boards back in the day and I definitely share his opinion about how there are still a high number of completely useless posts on this board. The only thing he apparently thinks he's better than is people from the south, but anybody that works 90+ hours in a week, voluntarily visits Disney World, and listens to Creed (hahah we'll never let it die, Jeff) can't be playing with a full deck anyway.

As for Noob3, I don't hate the guy, but yes... he's one of the guilty ones when it comes to making said completely useless posts. So if he gets an award for anything, it's having the most posts deleted in recent times. I know he doesn't like it either, but I said I would be more strict with these new boards, so tough shit, Corky. Hell, I'm probably not nearly strict enough.

Now with Chojin. I've never had a problem with Chojin. I do think he has been overemotional at times, and considering the somewhat drastic changes of his in the past year (oh the irony of seeing him bash ravers a while ago only to become one of them) I think the boy is quite confused. But that comes with youth, so I just shrug it off and hope he'll grow out of it sometime. He's still basically the same Eric underneath all of that hideous crap that he wears. He just appears to be trying to fit in with something, and he probably does flaunt it a lil' bit. Regardless, he's still the Eric I've known for quite a while and he can keep putting on all the crap he wants... it's not gonna change my opinion of him. I simply think he's still very young and trying to figure out who the fuck he is.

-RoG-

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Mike

...you are an elitist board geek.

Originally Posted by Mick Muckery

He's not elitist... he's a hardworking, meat-eating, human-killing EMT with a good sense of humor.

Originally Posted by 'Carnivore' care of my EZboard sig

I'm condescending and a bit of an elitist. I don't deny this. I make distinctions between Mockers and people who merely post on the I-Mockery boards. I hold everyone to the same standards. Some make the grade, many do not. The degree of my condescension varies with the amount of idiotic crap on the boards. The greater the volume of idiocy and dumbassedness, the shorter my temper. The type of imbecile for which I have the least amount of patience is the type that thinks it's funny to get a rise out of a Mocker. There's nothing funny about acting like an ass and pissing someone off. There's no talent involved in that. It's no better than flooding. It's absolutely childish. Yet so many damned fools around here continue to do it. They're like fucking abused creatures that keep coming back for another beating. Whether the reason is masochism, immaturity, or being too stupid to realize they're making a mockery of themselves, it's just pure stupidity

[sadie]

you people have made my morning.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

When the fuck did Chojin become a raver???

I'm a newbie again, aren't I??? I'll be in the corner........

[NIGhtMAre]

wheres my award?

[Schimid]

GOODNIGHT, DRIVE HOME SAFELY.

[CaptainBubba]

Schimid wins

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by KevinTheHerbivore

When the fuck did Chojin become a raver???

I'm a newbie again, aren't I??? I'll be in the corner........

You mean you missed all those photos? Oh man, you've missed some good ones.

[mburbank]

i am the best mocker anyways so fuck all of yous in the a-hole

[Schimid]

YOU BASTARD

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Originally Posted by Mockery

You mean you missed all those photos? Oh man, you've missed some good ones.

I feel so distant, so cold.

[slavemason]

Which one will receive the "Defender of Feelings" award?
You are some touchy-feely folks, aren't you?

I'd like to nominate myself for "Most structured spam"

Thank you all so much
I can die a happy man
Esuohlim hates me :/

[Anonymous]

From now on, any posts made referring to Carnivore must include a picture of him with long, hippy hair and a Creed T-shirt, and any posts made concerning Chojin must include the picture of him with boobs that I can still see whenever I close my eyes.

[noob3]

My posts are awsome, even if they are useless. You delete them, but let all of KellyChaos' new "LOOK AT MY NEW HILARIOUS POST!" posts stay?

i just don't understand

[mburbank]

my posts is always bestest, poopy face

[Jixby Phillips]

I agree with noob. There are a ton more people here that are MUCH better candidates for deletion. There are people here (read: non-idiots who are worthy of deletion themselves) who actually like noob3.

[ScruU2wice]

i only saw one of noobs threads get smited, i thought it had good potential And it was deleted right before the "hi, im new " thread cale setup, i felt a great injustice was done...

[mburbank]

easy for you to say Jixby phillips since your ruiened this whole board.



That's the award for you. Most likely to ruine this whole board. The envelope please, oh it's Jixby Philips, no surprise there, excpeting for Jixby is cuba gooding with a boner.

[noob3]

haha cuba goodign sux

[mburbank]

Shut up poontant you ruiend this whole board

[Jixby Phillips]

you need to work on your spelling!