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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 01:56 PM       
Ok, now that was hot.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 04:07 PM       

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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 04:19 PM       
No Offence, but seth... Is that really your forehead? If so, homo erectus called and he wants it back. Seth invent fire, fire good...
Ok, I did mean to offend, but just a little...
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 04:26 PM       
Yeah, my forehead protrudes because I have unnaturally large sinuses. You can see them in my headscan here: http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/skull.jpg . They give me enhanced abilities of tone perception, and they're a great place to stash my weed.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
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Ok, now that was hot.
That was the 'nicest' gag we did, and we all felt good we had something we could show our parents that wouldn't make them hate us. And then we realized it we should have had the cameraman tell us when our eyelines had matched long enough (hard to tell in forced perspective) so it wouldn't look like I was considering how best to fuck the gnome.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 06:35 PM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 12:50 AM       
It seemed like you had a fun time, Pjane, it looked like you were going to laugh a couple times.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 05:06 AM       
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EDIT: uh i need a new website.......
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 10:57 PM       
Damn, all you people with long hair are making me really pissed I ever cut mine. But it's growing back.

Yea, new webcam, so new pics.. new crappy quality.


Smoking at the computer!


Basic stupid shot.


Extreme close up of my EYES. See them STARE into your SOUL!


Another simple pose until I get more ideas.


And uhh, my dog. Thrown in for good measure.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 11:25 PM       
Its about time you posted some pictures of your pretty face.
And the dog is adorable. Is that a Bichon?
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 01:08 AM       
Yeah it's bitchin' alright.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 01:13 AM       
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Yeah it's bitchin' alright.
I should have known someone would make that stupid pun.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 01:16 AM       
No hard feelings, Jeanette.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 09:10 AM       
Skullhed looks exactly like Pete Loeffler (Chevelle singer/guitarist).
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 09:35 AM       




That's weird as shit.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 01:05 PM       
I miss the days I had long hair and people said I looked like (insert some famous mid 90's band with a long haired singer). For what it's worth, I'll take it as a compliment.

Jeanette.. my dog's a Maltese. Maltese are supposed to have long, long hair, and in fact if left ungroomed, look like little white Chewbaccas. But I groom him often because he's trained to go outside and with all that hair, picking the burrs out of his fur after 5 minutes outside takes fucking forever.

If not for the burrs, I'd let it grow. He does look pretty damn cool like a white Chewbacca.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 02:05 PM       
I have an Airdale/Schnauzer mix. We clip his hair in the summer.
At least you don't give the dog the silly hairclip that most Maltese have:

"Isn't enough that you had my testicles removed, now you make me wear a fucking barrette?!"

This is a Bichon, by the way.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 03:34 PM       


My Dog.. Never humped my leg

I had to edit this because I have dial-up and went back and saw Jeanette X. Very pretty girl should get off the internet and find a nice boy.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
That's what I kept telling her. But she just kept saying "get out of my house, or I'm calling the cops."

I think she had a boyfriend, though. So put your mind at ease, Lil Mowler.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 03:58 PM       
Yes, I do have one. But thank you.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
Your welcome Jeanette. Here is a pic my older daugher took of me and my dog and my younger daughter. 2 daughters to make fun of now James.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:12 PM       
They're going to grow up and suck dick on the streets for crack at the age of 13.

There's nothing you can do FM.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:21 PM       
Just post your pic and stop trying to be funny....
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:25 PM       
You look to be a very flat man and your daughter has lovely feet, Fartin.
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
Thanks FS. I spent years looking for a women that would bore me a child with feet.
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