You evil bastards!

[CaptainBubba]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to remind you all that Pine-sol is America's #1 household cleaner and with good reason too!



You know grease messes happen. Now with Advanced Grease Formula Pine-Sol®, you have the best way to get rid of them!

[ItalianStereotype]

you, my friend (dont take it literally), are a noob of the most pathetic variety :/

[Malevolent]

Verily, there is nothing more pathetic than perpetual newbiosity.

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype

my friend

I'm your friend!!!!!!! YAY!!!!! I'm so glad that you like me!!! I've been waiting for you guys to like me for so long! o boy! Can I always and forever be your best buddy?

[Malevolent]

Thank you for so beautifully illustrating my point.

Some people will never get it.

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by Malevolent

Some people will never get it.

That is SO ironic.

[Malevolent]

It's actually not. I'm very well aware that you're intentionally acting like an absolute moron. I very much get your little gag. Problem is, it's not even remotely funny to anyone with an even mildly sophisticated sense of humor. You're just an idiot laughing at yourself.

[CaptainBubba]

And laughing I am.

but I couldn't do it without your assistance. Thanks friend

edit: My response to Italian wasn't intended to be funny. Just pointing out how stupid the note to not take "friend" litterally was.

[ItalianStereotype]

no, it was quite necessary. youre type are just searching for an excuse to stay and if you are stupid enough to believe that anybody on these boards could ever possibly like you, you would probably consider that a good enough reason.

[n0skillz gamer]

I dont expect to be liked. I just like posting shit so that ya'll make fun of me. But now all your humor is getting kind of old do to the fact that none of it is original. All you say is shit like "ooh n00b suxors!" Well, if you didnt know ya fucking morons, everybody is new at some point. Not that I actually care if you make fun of me and the other n00bs, I find it rather amusing. But if your gonna do it, get some original shit and get over yourselves.

[CaptainBubba]

Actually Burbank, Jamesman, Les Waste, Jixby, Chojin, and Whoreable are all very funny when they are insulting people, and are funny when they aren't as well.

Italian contributes to political disscusion, so I get why hes here, but he isn't funny and posts like what hes posted here are a waste.

But as far as carnivore goes, I really don't see why hes still here. I know hes been here forever, but he never seems to post anything worth reading, nor anything humorous. All he does is bitch and moan.

And sometimes make hilariously (in an unintentional way) juvenille threats at people. Hes unbelievably close to the people that ask for your adress so they can "come over there and beat the shit out of you".

[ItalianStereotype]

you have done absolutely nothing to warrant such treatment. only people who show some promise get that.

i really doubt that anybody shows up wanting to be abused. i think you came here, found your own skills lacking, and are now trying to cover your own ass.

[FartinMowler]

ItalianStereotype isn't witty,Shit without wit, now will push the submit.

[ItalianStereotype]

your record speaks for your credibility.


fag.

[n0skillz gamer]

We should all gang bang ItalianStereotype. Rip his head off and Ill wack off with his vocal cord why the rest of you shove his spine up your ass. That would be fun.

[jailbaitmonger]

No.

[n0skillz gamer]

FINE THEN MORE FOR ME!

[FartinMowler]

I could almost hear the tail curl under your ass.

[Slinky Ferret]

I sense alot of sexual tension in this room...

Lets get a few things straight shall we?

FartinMowler - I am yet to see you post something of interest.

CaptainBubba - as above

n0skillz gamer - you are trying too hard

Now I know this forum is all about mockery but there is a time when jokes and sarcasm go too far. I'm tired of seeing people getting shitty with everyone else and "noobs" or whatever you call them writing posts with a few words on absolutely nothing.

I know not everyone is going to always agree about things but what is the point in intentionally posting on these boards in an attempt to agravate people?

I am not perfect. I am human, British, female. Blame what you like. But for fucks sake. We may not have the Internet in a few months/years time because of what is happening right now. So why don't you make what you write of interesting, intelligent and meaningful discussion instead of slagging each other off and trying to start a barrage of insults?

Have a think of all the millions of people who have no access to a computer, let alone the internet and i-mockery. Remove your head from your arse and start being a civilised human being.

Most of the people on this board have something good to say. There are those who will post silly things and thats fine. But I hate the fact that alot of the posts I click on is some lamer trying to start an arguement. Please grow the fuck up.

[MaskedMonk]

*clap clap clap clap*

[n0skillz gamer]

w00t w00t

Im not really trying hard, everybody always says that If somebody could explain to me why that is i would appreciate it. And I agree that some people should layoff a bit. In some threads arguments are meant to happen and shit, but when the same ppl are pissin everybody off in ever damn thread, it gets kinda old.

[ItalianStereotype]

soooooo why cant you take a hint?

now stop hitting on me as i am enjoying my ihop stuffed french toast

[Malevolent]

I am so thoroughly interested in a complete assclown's assessment of my value to these forums. Guess what, Bubba! On these forums, the majority rules and the majority says... I rule!

There's nothing wrong with being a newbie. It's being a perpetual newbie, a person that never learns, that's a problem. It's abundantly clear that some people will never contribute anything worthwhile.

And for the record, I have never made a physical threat against anybody over the Internet. The only threats I make are threats of verbal assault. Only an idiot would interpret my threats as anything else, you being a case in point.

[FartinMowler]

I think I understand why people leave and come back after a month. It takes funny people to play against to have a good time. I can be angry and insulting but thats not very fun. I don't think that Slinky Ferret has paid very much attention to members like me that have tried to add some levity to this site. thankyou and fuck you very much.

[slavemason]

Originally Posted by Malevolent

I am so thoroughly interested in a complete assclown's assessment of my value to these forums. Guess what, Bubba! On these forums, the majority rules and the majority says... I rule!

Majority rules is for mall-gathering gap geeks. God bless the top ten so that I will know what is good, and God bless Malevolent for informing me of which direction to point my finger.