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O71394658 · #26

You sound like a fagged-out metal fan.

But seriously, the site costs money. I'm sure if you donated money, the ads would be removed. So pay up, or STFU noob!11!

Anonymous · #27

Yea. Seriously.

If all of you guys donated then there would be no ads. I always donate to good sites because I know it costs money to run

Rez · #28

BUY THE CLUB PACK

dj bastard · #29

THIS SITE IS GETTIN SHITTER
NO-ONE CAN TAKE THE SHIT IN A HUMOUROUS WAY ANYMORE
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE MR INTELLIGENT
THE FUN WENT WITH THE NEW RULES

ITS FUN SLATING THE NEWBIES,
RACISM, AND SHIT DOESNT HAVE TO BE OFFENSIVE TO BE FUNNY
SOME PPL DONT NEED WRAPPING IN COTTON WOOL

I WONT GO AWAY EITHER SO STFU COS SOME OF THE PPL STILL HERE ARE FUNNY, ITS JUST THAT MOST WENT AWAY TO BE REPLACED BY FUCKING SERIOUS BASTARDS WHO ARE GAY AND BLACK AND PARROTS AND CANT TAKE A JOKE

THE ADS ARE GAY
THE BRIGHT YELLOW GUIDLINES BANNER IS GAY
SPONSORS ARE GAY

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH MCCLAINS (?) DISCLAIMER

SHIT IM ANGRY AGAIN....FUCK

Mockery · #30

Wanna buy a t-shirt?

dj bastard · #31

ONLY IF IT SAYS " MOCKERY SITE NO LONGER GAY" AND IT IS TRUE

Spooky · #32

all i remember is " chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie" or something.

Rez · #33

members with extra large (signatures or user pics?) will be shot in the face

it made me laugh a lot.

dj bastard · #34

CHICKENPOT CHICKEN POT CHICKEN POT PIIIIEEEEEEEEE
WAS ALL THAT WAS NEEDED, PLUS IT WAS COOL

Cap'n Crunch · #35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery

Go to some of the other sites that are in the same genre as mine as see how many ads you get bombarded with. Half of them have ads in the middle of their articles in between the text now.

COUGH X-ENTERTAINMENT COUGH

soundtest · #36

Bod · #37

I really enjoyed it when I was new and everyone hated me. The abuse I received was classic. Apparantly I needed some Drano up my vag, unfortunatly, it's not sold in the UK.

Drev · #38

I wanna buy a t-shirt, Mock.

Mockery · #39

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundtest

Damn, look how much he's sellin that shit for? My prices are way better than that.

soundtest · #40

pfffffft you can afford to undercut his prices, what with all the ads you sell out!

Schimid · #41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spooky

all i remember is " chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie" or something.

That's what the scat in Doug sounded like.

Anonymous · #42

The style's changed over the years, but I don't think the humor's really dropped. The new style doesn't fit with me too well so I don't think a lot of the new content is very funny, but that's my 'problem,' not the webmaster's. The forums are a pretty small part of the site, I imagine, for the average visitors, but they're by far the biggest part to me.

Regardless, there's barely any advertising and knowing the owner on pretty much as 'personal' a basis as you can through 4+ years online and all of two local mixed gatherings, I can honestly tell you he spends his life working on and for the site, and what little money he does make from it gets recycled into it. He has yet to ask for donations for the general site and only throws pop-unders into brand new pieces, which themselves are timed to perhaps 2 every 24 hours last time I checked. There's a reason that with 20,000+ page views on slow days he still needs a job outside of the site unlike bone-ons such as Penny Arcade or Newgrounds.

I'm not going to suck anyone's dong here and pretend the site or the board're the most hilarious they've ever been to me, but Rog's catering to his target audience and only getting compensated by the praise of the other brand of idiots you represent who adore him as blindly as you despise him, with equal regard to content.

That said, I'm on my way to dinner. Myself and the staff are all going to order steak and cremé bruleé with all of Rog's ill-gotten I-Mock bling bling.

UP_SHUT · #43

Stupid, ungreatful people. You know what? I-mockery kicks ass and it always will. I don't care about freaking ads. They're everywhere so it doesn't make a difference to me. Lets all just be picky arrogant bastards who have no clue what we're talking about! If reading an article on here gives me the shits n giggles I honestly don't give a damn about an ad. Not many cool things are free these days. And if you do, you suck.

FUCK YOU. GO BUY A T-SHIRT

Mockery · #44

Just call me Moneybags McDoogle. I'm laughing my ass off all the way to the back.

Actually, I was crying my ass off at the unemployment office 2 days ago.

no joke. :/

soundtest · #45

I thought the site was great when I first discovered it and getting sucked into the community just made it moreso, although obviously it's a different beast to me now. Nevertheless, the material and content is hilarious and always good for a laugh and at very least a blast to the past. For somebody to bitch about something as insignificant as the MINIMAL number of ads on I-mock compared with almost anywhere else online that has nowhere near the amount of content... well I just don't see how it can be taken seriously. :/

Anonymous · #46

Take me, Soundtest.

CastroMotorOil · #47

I've loved the site from the first time i saw it and while the humor has changed (ive read every minimock multiple times over) it is still always funny and joing the forum is pretty cool as well, despite the fact that the humor level has dropped since i lurked the old boards.

Can i buy a T-shirt?