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Jixby Phillips · #51

SELL EVERYTHING THAT YOU LOVE AND MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING

mburbank · #52

Jixby, who the hell is going to buy Doopa's the dust of Doopa's crushed dreams?

OR MINE FOR THAT MATTER?!?

Anonymous · #53

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Jixby, who the hell is going to buy Doopa's the dust of Doopa's crushed dreams?

My dreams aren't crushed, the just keep getting hit with the dodgeball and have to leave to go stand up against the wall.

Anyway in desperation I will probably stop by the local craft store here today and see if they can give me some sort of job. I worry no one will hire me though because I will need to have a really flexible schedule for a while for other unrelated shitty reasons.

mburbank · #54

Crushed dreams aren't so bad as you might think. Crushed dreams have a bad rep, everybody downs on crushed dreams. I couldn't get by without my crushed dreams which are now so flat I can slide them under a door. With a little effort and perspective, I've come to see my crushed dreams as the Tribal Scarring of adulthood; painful, unnecesarry, prone to infection and necrosis, but kind of bad ass funky in a I-Might-Go-Into-A-Killing-Freenzy-over-a-bad-cup-of-coffe-or-remain-
unmoved-by-the-loss-of-a-limb
kind of way.

LuvMeKoala · #55

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Originally Posted by punkgrrrlie10

yeah b/c becoming a lawyer is so easy, cheap and fast.

You never know, I'm sure theres like, a secret code or something that can get ya in right quick!

Malevolent · #56

Re, the answer is in your own home. Rog and Scott both have inside them thousands of dollars worth of viable tissues and organs that are ripe for the harvesting! Think about how much an alcoholic would pay for Rog's 100% alcohol-free liver! Sharpen that knife, baby!

slavemason · #57

I'll bid $30 on that clean liver.

Anonymous · #58

that is a very good point about rog's liver, but believe me no one would take any thing out of scott's body - even for free

Mockery · #59

You'll not take out my liver. But by all means, enjoy the Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaba beans.

FS · #60

hah! Say that again when you wake up in a tub full of icecubes one morning.

Malevolent · #61

So, shall we start the bidding on that liver? I believe I heard $30 from slavemason. Do I hear $40? The proceeds will benefit our good friend Doopa with a small commission going to Carnivore's Meat Procurement Fund.

Ninjavenom · #62

I only want his heart and a toe.

mburbank · #63

BIBS ON HIS CRUSHED DREAMS!

jin · #64

I went to a party yesterday and woke up in a tub of ice cubes and it was cold and my whole body hurt and someone had bitten my shoulder and now it hurts like a motherfucker and it sucks.

hahahAHhaHahah

george · #65

to les and geggy.

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