Sometimes I wish...

[Johnny Horton]

... I didn't have a computer job, but instead, a job planting trees in the woods.

That would be so mellow. Carry a shovel around and some seedlings, talk to the birds and lizard friends. Maybe bring some home made ice tea. That would be the life, you know.

Hanging out in my ranger shorts, maybe one of those crocodilly hats. That would be grand.

Until rent was due.

[Jeanette X]

Actually, the problem in a lot of the forests where I live is not too few trees, but too many, all crowded together. The soil can't support them all, so they get scraggly and don't grow very tall. Its all second-growth.
And watch out for the coyotes.

[Rongi]

T-ree...what the fuck is a t-ree?

[kahljorn]

I think it's those things you use to clean the gunk out between your toes.

[Rongi]

I'm sorry. We don't have these things you call "trees" in New York. We have plenty of pollution and cancer though.

[kahljorn]

Cancer grows on trees in new york.

[McClain]

We went from serene nature to carcinogens and rural. Way to ruin a peaceful idea guys.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Rongi

I'm sorry. We don't have these things you call "trees" in New York. We have plenty of pollution and cancer though.

Poor thing.

[Rev. Danno]

I wish I had more cities, & less trees...

[SLjimbo]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

Poor thing.

Har-rumph, wait til' you get to the Catskills. Well, it's not that there's so much trees, but it's too damn many hills w/ trees.

[sadie]

IDENTITY CRISIS. johnny horton wants to be johnny appleseed.

[kellychaos]

I wanna spread my seed too. :/

[Geggy]

The only nature I get around here are the weeds between the cracks of the sidewalk in front of the building complex I live in.

[Esuohlim]

Sadie was LOL and Kelly ruined it.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Sadie was LOL and Kelly ruined it.

Kellchaos embellished on it. :milhousebackwardsbukkake

[Les Waste]

Bukkake starring Milhouse Backwards is very yuck