If you had to pick a god who would it be?

[Perndog]

The President of Nintendo is Satoru Iwata.

No, I didn't know that. I had to look it up.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Me.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by The Damp Moose

Jar Jar Binks


Kali is my girlfriend's name. :/ Black goddess of death or something to that effect.

Kali is also Greek for "beauty".

[McMock]

Way to moderate, you narrowminded snail

[Terra]

Oh well, McMock.

Even though the thread is now in my house, it can still be turned around. Out of respect for your thoughtful posts and contributions on I-Mock, I'll make this a no fly zone.

Rise up and pay the man no heed. Keep a silent vigil. Your day will come.

Oh the name of my Goddess is "Tara," of course.

[McMock]

No, you mustn't. Really. Fly-zone the thread. I besiege you!

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Syrup on me waffle.

[Anonymous]

Tough break McMock, you seem to be getting a lot of your threads transfered down here for some reason. I have no idea why since its not like you're even being overtly obnoxious and your threads in General Blabber aren't any more pointless than someone making the "earth shattering claim" of passing the bar.

And to answer your question, I'm my own God.

[McMock]

Yeah, that's the impression I have too.

This is a PM from my inbox:

From: Chojin
To: McMock
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:37 am
Subject: Re: I went ahead and reduced your sig Quote message
I know it's hard to believe, but I really don't like you very much.

[Terra]

Yes it's tough, McMock. These hired guns are getting pretty twitchy about possible value posting and all. They're going to put you down and keep you down unless you begin to put up random photos of things that have nothing to do with the threads, typing in caps and deliberately misspelling everything.

You need to get with the program yo, and get into mainstream cattle calling around here before the big cheese turns you into a McMeal.

Otherwise your doing great.

[Anonymous]

I try to check in with the forums every day or so, but I don't have the time to read every thread through every day, so I tend to profile people and 'shoot from the hip.' Since McMock is a retard, there's about a 60% going rate that any given thread from him will be useless garbage, but apparently it's also topical garbage. I also tend to shunt stuff to mock wars that will attract or has attracted morons to a severe degree.

That's why I left it alone in GB for a while, until ArrowX, moose, spectre, thebiggameover, etc. pretty much put it into a state of disrepair. Since the thread was, again, 60% worthless to begin with, no-one was issued a warning, posts were not split, and the whole thing was just dumped into Mock Wars, where the rest of the idiots can feast on its corpse. If I were to actually warn everyone here for doing something stupid every time they did it, not only would the bandwidth spent in the process crash the boards, but the lot of you would weep even louder about what a mean internet dictator I am.

I'm trying to make the forums more interesting and better in general. You'll notice that most of the people that complain about the way I go about serious internet forum business couldn't give a limp-wristed fuck about the forum or site on which it's based.

So in short, fuck off.

[Anonymous]

Terra, idiocy is the "mainstream cattle calling" around here, and you are one of its most prized pundits.

If you'd like to prove me wrong, feel free to link me to an instance where you or a member of your fanatical tribe actually contributed something to the forum that was, say, interesting, or helpful, or even beneficial in any way to someone not habituating said teepee.

Or not. That's good too.

[Anonymous]

Yes, because there's much more important topics that aren't at ALL retarded, such as "Fun with moustache wax" "i have to wear glasses" and any thread by that delightfully "wacky" Jixby fellow.

[Jixby Phillips]

f*ck you

[Jixby Phillips]

hey max wheres your laughing emoticons and "fucktards" I guess you're starting to get pissed off huh

[Anonymous]

Glad to see assumptions made about me are still considered "high comedy" around here.

[GADZOOKS]

Will please stop being so boring, your mor elike whiny max now, whine whine whine.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

Will please stop being so boring, your mor elike whiny max now, whine whine whine.

Boring and Whiney eh?

At last... today I am a Vet!

[GADZOOKS]

Congratulations, your mission is over, you can leave.

[Anonymous]

Good, you can come with me, the board doesn't need a lesser version of Milhouse.

[McMock]

Well if you should take action as a moderator, shouldn't you be punishing the people who put the thread into a state of disrepair instead? I unjustly get called a moron; my thread gets moved into the shitforum, and they're being left alone.

This sort of things hampers my enjoyment of the forum. Surely that is not right.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Terra, idiocy is the "mainstream cattle calling" around here, and you are one of its most prized pundits.

If you'd like to prove me wrong, feel free to link me to an instance where you or a member of your fanatical tribe actually contributed something to the forum that was, say, interesting, or helpful, or even beneficial in any way to someone not habituating said teepee.

Or not. That's good too.

And this is the thanks I get for keeping the disorder and chaos alive around here in the land of Mock Wars? What happened to you, boss? I'm noticing a distinct whine to your post. Surely it's not that time of the month again.

You just got finished talking about faucet huffing in Mock Wars here and sucking your own dick in Loveline. Where did all the self love go??

I think you need a hug.

[Anonymous]

You know, I was only as verbose as I was to try and avoid all these questions. So, even though I've already answered them in the original statement, here you go again:

Originally Posted by McMock

Well if you should take action as a moderator, shouldn't you be punishing the people who put the thread into a state of disrepair instead?

No, because it was worthless to begin with. As previously stated.

This sort of things hampers my enjoyment of the forum. Surely that is not right.

This isn't an AOL customer service line and you're not going to get me written up by my supervisor. At least, not over me moving your stupid thread to Mock Wars because it was stupid and had stupid people in it doing stupid things. Live a little. Go entertain kids at birthday parties. Anything that gets you away from the computer - and out of my life, really - would be great.

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Yes, because there's much more important topics that aren't at ALL retarded, such as "Fun with moustache wax" "i have to wear glasses" and any thread by that delightfully "wacky" Jixby fellow.

They aren't important by any stretch of the imagination, but they're more fun for me (and others) to read because they: Deal with people we care about, usually have some entertainment value bundled in, and don't have 'badword-noun laughing emoticon' appended to each contribution. The notion that the threads I move to mock wars have equal value to the ones that I don't goes past 'laughably ridiculous' into the realm of 'disturbingly dumb.'

Originally Posted by Terra

Your penis is small viva la resistance *has sex with mad max*

If we still had an edit function, I would change every post of yours to that and no-one would notice.

[Anonymous]

Forget it guys...its fucktard town.