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FS · #1

Seriously, all variations of the word 'newbie' already suggest somewhat of a playground mentality, but 'vet' is just crossing the border into shameful basement D&D tournaments (with optional costumes) mentality.

So unless you're a pathetic waste of space, please refrain from using this term again. Have some self-respect.

(posted in Mock Wars since it undoubtedly would've ended up there anyway.)

Anonymous · #2

Actually it was fucktards like you that started calling themselves that from the very beginning. For example, Carnivore takes every fucking opportunity to call himself a "vet" and whine about how things USED to be and complain about all the "Noobs", so actually you're calling all the "Old Schoolers" a pathetic waste of space. Nice going fucktard.

Personally, the only reason why I use it, is to distguish the old fucktards ("Vets") from the new fucktards ("Noobs"). Because you're all equally worthless.

That being said I NOW ENCOURAGE the use of the word "VET" by any new fucktards reading this, as it really seems to annoy the old fucktards.

DO MY FUCKING BIDDING NOW FUCKTARDS!

BAPE · #3

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the vet

you are right fs it is not cool to be a vet hey newbs there is no reason for you to want to be a vet we put on our pants the same way to haha nice work fs now they will know this should keep them at bay for a little while remember newbs vets are not cool wink lock this one down before they get wise pm me the results

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only real mockers can see the code if you read this dont worry nothing is changed we are pulling a fast one on the newbs things have been getting wild lately time to make them think its not cool to be a vet little do they know right guys

Phunman · #4

I am a vet of undeniable PHUN!

Dr. Fu · #5

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Originally Posted by Phunman

I am a vet of undeniable PHUN!

Phunman.

Seriously.

As obnoxious as a troll that I am, I even think you're a complete utter twunt.

Quit typing with that monkey hand extended from your ass.

Dr. Fu · #6

Yeah, and I can see the code, which sort of loses the purpose too

Anonymous · #7

[center:c5662ec109]ATTENTION! THE TERM "VET" WILL BE REPLACED BY "OF" WHICH STANDS FOR "OLD FUCKTARD" PLEASE RE-ADJUST YOUR TERMINOLOGY USE IN THE FUTURE.

THANK YOU.

[/center:c5662ec109]

ZekeySpaceyLizard · #8

Can we make the new term for n00b be testicle?
That way when someone joins you can yell "STFU YOU TESTICLE!!!!1"

FS · #9

As usual, BAPE has it right.

Helm · #10

mad max is right about carnivore though. He's completely useless and basically somehow missed his thrashings as a newbie and has been led to believe that he's part of some sort of secret treehouse club where all the cool mockers hang out just because nobody pays attention to anything he says. The honest-to-god kill count in his signature is funny though. That still doesn't mean anyone else of note calls himself a 'vet' although I agree many people have endorsed that sort of mentality from time to time (hence bape) but not to a degree where mad max has to whine in his shrill voice for a few threads per day.

sadie · #11

i already sincerely expressed myself on this topic in some thread or another.

FartinMowler · #12

I hate labels. YOu will rarely ever hear me say noobie. Even though I feel the cement drying around my feet, I don't feel comfortable with the knowledge, that at any moment someone is about to hit me in the face with a shovel.

herbietool · #13

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Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

As obnoxious as a troll that I am, I even think you're a complete utter twunt.

Did you just use the word "twunt"?

That's something only a wangcock would do

Dr. Fu · #14

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Originally Posted by herbietool

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Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

As obnoxious as a troll that I am, I even think you're a complete utter twunt.

Did you just use the word "twunt"?

That's something only a wangcock would do

Ohmigod I'm a wangcock!!1!

FartinMowler · #15

fuickin noobies

herbietool · #16

Get a life, you fucking deadbeat dad.

Anonymous · #17

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Originally Posted by Helm

has been led to believe that he's part of some sort of secret treehouse club where all the cool mockers hang out just because nobody pays attention to anything he says.

fucktard pot calling the fucktard kettle...

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degree where mad max has to whine in his shrill voice for a few threads per day.

Way to turn it around fucktard. You old fuckers are CONSTANTLY whining about new people though. (Where you in particular will make baseless death threats in an attempt to be REALLY tough.

) I never whine about "vets" I just tend to attack them more, since its at least more sporting than attacking new people.

kellychaos · #18

Sadie is nothing if not sincere. Sincerely.

Terra · #19

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Originally Posted by Helm

mad max is right about carnivore though. He's completely useless and basically somehow missed his thrashings as a newbie and has been led to believe that he's part of some sort of secret treehouse club where all the cool mockers hang out just because nobody pays attention to anything he says. The honest-to-god kill count in his signature is funny though. That still doesn't mean anyone else of note calls himself a 'vet' although I agree many people have endorsed that sort of mentality from time to time (hence bape) but not to a degree where mad max has to whine in his shrill voice for a few threads per day.

Helm, it is always such a pleasure to see you prostrate yourself before another like that. It shows humility far more befitting to your IQ ranking. Keep up the good work, bub. Maybe you'll even graduate from the school of Newb Fucktardom, God knows they've kept you there for ten good years beyond your shelf life.

thebiggameover · #20

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Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

Yeah, and I can see the code, which sort of loses the purpose too

god damn

Anonymous · #21

thegiggameover: As if the fact that you're a fucking waste of human skin isn't bad enough, the fact that you fucking laughed at some stupid shit that Dr. Fucktard said, makes you the fucking equivilent of a used fucking tampon of a fucking 400 pound diabetic with cancer of the clitoris.