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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:15 PM        Diagnosis: "State of Crisis"
I am a "danger to myself and others" ya'll. And with how nut-burly I am this warrents immediate psychiatric assitance apparently.

Its funny how receptive the psycho services people became to me after I explained very calmly what my actual problem was. I think they are backed up with hordes of PMSing girls who just cant manage to get that C in finite mathematics.

Some of my friends say that I should avoid taking medication at all costs while others offer such adivce as,

"Friend: Mental placidity > straight edge nonsense
Friend: "don need no pills massa, just gon keep eatin` this here watermellon"
Friend: thats straightedge"

I still think taking meds would make me weak, even after trying to get hrough this shit for over 3 years.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:21 PM       
umm...


what?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:23 PM       
I AM CRAZY, MOTHERFUCKER
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:23 PM       
ok. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and believe you.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:26 PM       
What he means is that he's clinically depressed and his friends are encouraging him to go on meds even though he's wary of it. I think.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:26 PM       
Then what do math and women have to do with it?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:30 PM       
His psychologists are too busy dealing with PMSing whores who can't pass their math classes to give him any real help. I had the same problem.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:37 PM       
You could always try it to see effect and then stop if you don't like the effect.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:57 PM       
finally you passed the bar for this thread
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:07 PM       
Bubba, you need to take some more of that cough syrup.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 12:59 AM       
How unpredictable!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 01:29 AM       
Actually Chojin, I think shes making a very sarcastic and astute observation of my irresponsible and unexceptable life choices, by suggesting I need dextromethorphan as a medication, while in fact the dissociation I acheive while taking it is probably something i desire as a by-product of the very mental-illness I wish to cure!

Her wit is truly razor sharp Chojin. Just because shes a smelly whore who should be fucked in the vagina with a rock and videotaped eating a horses shit doesn't mean her insults are any less powerful or vaild as someone who managed to graduate high school with higher than a 2.2 G.P.A and a notorious record of buggery in the boys locker room.

BTW I have some type of Personality Disorder (probably Borderline type), in case you were curious. Yunno... About me... Because I'm important and I want somone to care.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 01:32 AM       
i thought you said tapes of personality disorders and I was gonna be all like 'awesome we should totally watch those together.'
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:24 AM       
HEY CHOJIN SUCK ANY DICKS LATELY YOU FUCKING BISEXUAL FUCKTARD?
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 05:41 AM       
Jesus Max, struggling a bit these days aren't you?

So you're a mentalist now are you Bubba? Well, you seem quite erudite with it so it's not all bad, eh?
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 01:14 PM       
Understanding why I like the way choking people feels doesnt make me want to choke and hurt people less, so really thus far I haven't found knowledge of my disorder helpful. Except that I can be all like, "oh its ok, I dont really think you all hate me and are conspirating against me, I'm just B.P.D yo!".
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 02:11 PM       
Yay, another member of the crazy club. I'm schizoaffective. Let's hold hands with Kahl.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 02:13 PM       
bi-polar disorder?

if so, welcome to the club.

and may i suggest you take the drugs, especially if you have a tinge of social anxiety disorder mixed in. it really helps and it's not the weak thing to do.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 02:55 PM       
No, just drink a lot.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:40 PM       
HEY, LOOK AT ME! I AM CAPTAINBUBBA AND I'M USUALLY A FUCKING IDIOT BUT ON OCCASION I'LL USE BIG WORDS SO PEOPLE THINK THAT DEEP DOWN I'M REALLY SMART, WHEN IN REALITY I AM A FUCKING IDIOT AND MY ONLY DISEASE IS THESAURITIS!
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