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Old Jul 25th, 2006, 02:12 PM       
I really don't know why this is so entertaining, but it is, so keep it up.
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Old Jul 25th, 2006, 02:16 PM       
when will this huntsman be rewarded and have a small paper crown taped to his head or something
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Old Jul 25th, 2006, 02:17 PM       
that is one badass spider
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Old Jul 25th, 2006, 02:31 PM       
I think the Huntsman needs to be the spider that gets pushed for a change, rather than all these newcomers.
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Old Jul 25th, 2006, 06:37 PM       
Hopefully the jumbo sized banana spider that we're going to catch today will be a formidable foe, if not for it's fighting ability, but for it's sheer size. This thing has a phat azz.
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Old Jul 25th, 2006, 07:16 PM       
If you ever wonder why spiders bite people...
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 08:56 AM       
The Queen of all Banana Spiders...This is by far the biggest spider I have ever seen in person. Many people here have agreed as well:





I know it's another Banana Spider, and the last one didn't fare too well but this one is an appealing opponent because of it's sheer size. I can't imagine that it will move with any bit of speed at all but i'm interested to see if the Huntsman will even attack it. It's going down Friday night.
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 02:03 PM       
YEAH
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 02:35 PM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 03:57 PM       
MEET ME AT THE MAAAAWWL

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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 04:00 PM       
It's just like THREE O'CLOCK HIGH... BUT WITH SPIDERS! :o
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 06:14 PM       
Goddamn spiders. creeping all over me. Dear God.
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 11:58 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2006, 12:17 PM       
Spider Night Fights went down as planned and about the only word I can use that fully describes the pure mayhem that went down is WOW. Tonights bout was actually a 3 way battle royale involving the Champion, a smaller Huntsman that was carrying an egg sac, and the massive Queen Banana Spider. I'll post videos and pics when I get them from my friends camera tomorrow because as of now he's passed out. I'll give a teaser recap and say that after the egg sac chaning hands and the Banana Spider losing a leg and killing an opponent, the Spider With No Name remains on top.

The cage resembles a battlefield worthy of Civil War comparisons. Two bodies, an egg sac and a few limbs are strewn about the sand while the Champion silently remains perched on top. This was by far the best Spider Fight Nights as of yet.
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 05:12 AM       
O_o POST NOW!
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 08:33 AM       
dude this is awesome.

Get the winner of that 3 way battle royale to fight a scorpion. or a japanese school girl.
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 08:42 AM       
A guy at work is trying to find a pet store here that sells scorpions...
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 03:22 PM       
How's the video coming along?
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Old Jul 31st, 2006, 01:14 AM       
do you have a guy at work that know where they sell japanese school girls?
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Old Jul 31st, 2006, 01:25 AM       
I'm telling you, man. The Vinegaroon/Whip Scorpion is the way to go. They'll tear the shit out of anything. My friend's dad doused one in gasoline and lit it on fire. It took five minutes before it died.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2006, 12:00 AM       
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Old Aug 3rd, 2006, 10:50 PM       
So where's the video, gayman?
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 11:46 AM       
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So where's the video, gayman?
Sorry, Gaymaster Flex. The actual fight lasted around two hours and several videos were shot. To be honest I was quite lazy and didn't feel like editing them. The pictures were quite blurry as well so you miss out on that too.

BUT...

We have a praying mantis.

The plan is to fight them on saturday night, my time.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 01:23 PM       
are we gonna not get to see that fight either?
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 02:05 PM       
Yea, where's t his epic battle you've been cockteasing us with? Everytime I see posts in this thread i get excited.
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