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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:15 PM       
i didn't even notice him getting abused, but one less oversensitive idiot is always good
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:15 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:18 PM       
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are you talking about Rankeri or did I miss a page?
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:20 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:21 PM       
My daughter has pulled all of her large stuffed animals into the living room, arranged them into formation, and is currently laying out on them and watching Scrubs.
I KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT IT'S CUTE AS HELL.

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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:23 PM       
Scrubs contains sexual imagery and allusions to using drug paraphernalia
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:24 PM       
Who the hell is pandajuice
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:26 PM       
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It also contains Zach Braff or however you spell his name and for some reason his voice amuses her.

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Some guy. He posted a goodbye forever message today.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:26 PM       
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Did he complain in some private manner?
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:27 PM       
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That'd be an awesome theory and counter-point except the whole thing was predicated on my attempting humor through some gentle ribbing (as is the norm from these forums that I have picked up). I think what followed was unfair and uncalled for since I did attempt to further and add to the conversation by putting forth my opinions regarding the discussions of theology and philosophy (in that I'd rather hear someone's own thoughts and words [not necessarily wholly original] than verbatim quotes of others).

Apparantly though you were so fixated on proving me "a retard" that you took it to such a personal level. I know rule #1 on these forums is to not take anything personally, but I guess I have a hard time doing that seeing as how I come here to enjoy myself and hopefully partake in conversations that are either zany or intelligent.

Failing that, and if abuse is more the norm than gentle ribbing, then there's no real reason my being here. Have fun guys.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 07:54 PM       
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It also contains Zach Braff or however you spell his name and for some reason his voice amuses her.



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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 08:16 PM       
I bet he sticks around but doesn't say anything? Is there purgatory on the internet?
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That'd be an awesome theory and counter-point except the whole thing was predicated on my attempting humor through some gentle ribbing (as is the norm from these forums that I have picked up). I think what followed was unfair and uncalled for since I did attempt to further and add to the conversation by putting forth my opinions regarding the discussions of theology and philosophy (in that I'd rather hear someone's own thoughts and words [not necessarily wholly original] than verbatim quotes of others).

Apparantly though you were so fixated on proving me "a retard" that you took it to such a personal level. I know rule #1 on these forums is to not take anything personally, but I guess I have a hard time doing that seeing as how I come here to enjoy myself and hopefully partake in conversations that are either zany or intelligent.

Failing that, and if abuse is more the norm than gentle ribbing, then there's no real reason my being here. Have fun guys.
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Ditto.

Admittedly, I don't post in the "chat" thread very often, but to post just to say "b'bye everybody, thanks for sharing and caring" really is lame.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 08:52 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 09:14 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 09:22 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
Asila-

Human evolution is remarkably skilled at preserving the species. From a biological standpoint, a male whose testicular utility is compromised no longer serves a worthwhile function for the species. Because of this, males are endowed with the gift of a very unique sense of pain that teaches us very early in life to protect the organs that embody our evolutionary raison d'être.

It's not even the degree of pain involved, and the whole testicles=manliness thing never enters the argument. Testicular pain is just unique in how the brain processes it, and you should be thankful that you were born in such a way that you will never experience it. It's not unlikely that you'll experience, in terms of raw magnitude, an equal or worse pain than what most men experience from scrotal misadventures. You've had a child--this affirms as much.

Let me put it into perspective. Imagine the flick of your index finger made by springing it off your thumb. Now, apply that to the male testes. To flick a male right on one of their testicles will induce severe pain, but not actually "extreme" and it will probably dissipate fairly quickly despite testicular pain lasting a notoriously long time. Now, imagine cutting off his penis. To do so would cause, by all means, EXTREME pain that will linger for an extremely long time and would carry with it extreme psychological ramifications inso far as the male would thenceforth be incapable of an orgasm and he would have to identify as being eternally emasculated by the most literal of senses.

Alright. Now, this works for me, but I assume it works for a lot of guys. I'm in a bizarre hypothetical situation where I have to choose between merely flicking my testicle with my own finger or cutting off my own penis by an act of my own effort. Obviously, I'd flick myself in the ball. No issue whatsoever. However, let's pretend that the universe was split into multiverses, one where I had to cut off my penis and one where I'd flick myself in the ball.

Obviously, the penis thing would suck a LOT more. But honestly, especially in proportion to the respective consequences:
After having gone through a long mental tribulation period where I have to come to terms with what's about to happen, the way the mind is wired would make it harder for me to make an instantaneous flick than to begin to cut off my penis. Obviously, TOTALLY irrational. But that's how we're wired.

That's what I think about when my testicles are in someone's mouth.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 10:55 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 10:58 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 11:06 PM       
I know that I can make some kind of rational and intelligent comment about the nature of a man protecting his testicles versus a woman giving birth and the various pains associated with both, because as you've said I've done the childbirth thing. From what I've heard--and you've just said this yourself--a man in pain because of some real or imagined damage done to his scrotum is pure and heart stopping pain. Pushing a child out of your body certainly hurts, but it's almost a triumphant pain, a pain that your mind can accept. A man who has been injured in that area in some manner simply wants nothing more than to protect it immediately, yeah? And so a man who has allowed someone else to place their mouth around the tenderest and least protected part of them has opened themselves up to possible harm, and thus their instinct is to protect it rather than think of it as an enjoyable sensation?
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 11:12 PM       
I think that shows a lot of trust. Or maybe irresponsible lust. Badum-tisch.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 11:15 PM       
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