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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:34 AM        PRANKS FOR WHEN YOU ARE AT THE DOCTORS!
Get a mate you know at a bloodbank and get him to give you a couple of bags of blood, and then inject as much as you can into your veins, If you push down on the plunger and it won't go in anymore, you know you're good. Then go to the doctor. He'll try to take your blood pressure and it just won't work! Classic!

Another good one. When they ask you to piss in a cup, and they let you go back, shit in it! Then go back and hand back the cup all cool like. Haha! Try to keep a straight face!

Now come up with some of your own!
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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:37 AM       
SIGN UP FOR AN APPOINTMENT AND THEN DON'T SHOW UP
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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:38 AM       
Grag rectal thermometer.

Stab the doctor in the face.

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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:39 AM       
I don't know what "grag" is.

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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:42 AM       
take syringe

throw syringe at surgeon

search surgeon

take wallet

run

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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:43 AM       
I came up with another good one. You won't believe how stupid those doctors are. Try this.

Pull out all your teeth, and then go to the dentist for your annual checkup! Haha! Oh man...
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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:47 AM       
Hold your breath when they tell you to breathe.
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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:48 AM       
Cum in her face when she tells you to cough.
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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:50 AM       
Don't open your mouth too wide for inspection untill the nurse demonstrates the right way, THEN you cum in her mouth.
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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 01:52 AM       
Haha, yes. Or like, when they tell you to say 'A' and they come look into your mouth spit in their face. And then when they say stop it, and they come again, do it again and say "no, seriously, this time I won't do it again' and do it again! Hahaa! Stupid doctors! Gets them every time!
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Old Nov 9th, 2004, 02:30 AM       
Okay now this one requires some preparation but it's too good not to share.

Okay, so first get a mate at a scientific place and make him owe you a favor. So then what you do is you apply for one of those cryogenic treatments where they freeze you because you're sick and they can't cure you yet. Then what you do is you ask your mate to forge your records and have him put something on there. Then get frozen and all that, and then when you wake up in the future you're not sick at all! Imagine the look on the doctors faces!!
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