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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 10:28 PM        i am so fucking hungry
fuck the orthdontist, his breath fucking SMELLS and i think he is is a sadist because he was fucking stabbing my gums and crushing my face with his hand, all while he had this terrible grin and I THINK HE HAD A BONER

AND I STARVING BUT I CANT EAT DUE TO THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN o
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 10:36 PM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 10:36 PM       
Jello doesn't hurt, does it? If so, damn that orthodontist. I hope he dies and after he dies, his Karma puts him as an amoeba on top of a tooth and he gets stabbed by a peice of tin-foil!
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 10:39 PM       
Eat oatmeal...or broth.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:12 PM       
I only lost about three baby teeth on my own. The rest had to be pulled because my other teeth were growing behind them or something. Anyway, the dentist always told me the novocaine would wear off in about an hour or some, BUT IT DAMN NEAR TOOK A WHOLE FUCKING WEEKEND EACH TIME.

That means I couldn't eat anything that would make me bite my tongue off without me knowing, so I had to drink soup through a straw.

The point: Drink soup through a straw.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 07:14 PM       
yeah, i feel your pain, noob. one time, the ortho-fucking-dontist tightened my stupid braces so tight, i couldn't eat a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich......i live on sammitches
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 07:39 PM        Re: i am so fucking hungry
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fuck the orthdontist, his breath fucking SMELLS and i think he is is a sadist because he was fucking stabbing my gums and crushing my face with his hand, all while he had this terrible grin and I THINK HE HAD A BONER

AND I STARVING BUT I CANT EAT DUE TO THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN o
are your teeth good now?
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 08:03 PM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 08:23 PM       
Didn't you start a thread not too long about complaining about being too fat?

I see a solution to that problem here.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 09:29 PM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 10:52 PM       
True story.

Prior to getting my wisdom teeth removed they gave me percocet and then shot me with Novocaine. Not pleasant. A few minutes later the doc started crunching away at my teeth and it hurt. The dental technician told me that they'd wait a half hour for the medication to start working before the Doctor commenced to mangle my mouth. I swear to god it wasn't even 10 minutes and he started in.
I felt the bones cracking and my eyes started watering and it hurt like Horrible Fuck! Because my mouth was propped open with some sort of device, I couldn't really talk... So I started moaning "Aaaahhhhh! OOOoooaaaah!"
The doctor removed his vice grip from my tooth and somberly stated, and I quote, "Now, when you make that sound it makes me think I'm hurting you, so please don't make that sound anymore. Okay?" Then he went right back to the cracking.
Again, I chimed in out of pure instinct, "AAAAAHHHHHH!" He must not have seen my winced eyes pinching out tears of pain.
He sighed and stopped again. "What's wrong?" I started to mumble. He said, "Does it hurt?" I nodded slightly.
He grabbed the needle and injected me with more Novocaine, but he dripped what seemed to be a gallon of that shit on my tongue. If anyone has had this happen you can relate to the feeling: It's as if someone hooked your tongue up to a car battery. It's really bad.

That's all.

Oh, and for the next day my lower lip felt like a giant piece of slimy salami. I was stricken to apple sauce and pudding, none of which managed to actually make its way in my mouth. - which was completely unbeknownst to me. I even bit in to my lip and was bleeding like a stuck pig and I had no clue 'cause I couldn't feel a thing. My roommates decided not to tell me I was bleeding all over myself because they thought it was funny.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 12:26 AM       
yeah that sounds pretty gross. mostly the crackling part. they knocked me out when they took out my wisdom teeth

our mom never let us have novacaine for anything, so going to the dentist was extra crappy
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Old May 1st, 2003, 12:47 AM       
Why didn't she let you have novacaine? I can't think of a single reason why anyone would think it was bad for you.

I've had so many novacaine injections in my gums that I've actually built up a tolerance to it. It takes twice as much to numb me up as it used to. And yes McClain, the taste of novacaine is among the worst in the world. Once the dentist missed my gums somehow and shot a steaming load of novacaine down my throat. NOT PLEASANT
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Old May 1st, 2003, 01:51 AM       
I dunno she's weird. anyway when I did finally have it because some dr refused to render his dentistry upon me unless I took it.. I could not believe how awesome it was I don't think anyone truly appreciates the beauty of that invention
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Old May 1st, 2003, 02:18 AM       
Novacain on the tounge is bad, but there is worse. I once had the dentist nick my tounge with the needle right when he happened to be squirting it. My toung swelled up and I had to use three times as much Gause in my mouth to keep me from biting it.

And I can't imagine anybody getting wisdom teeth pulled without being knocked out unless they were just taking one or two. When had mine done, I had FIVE removed. All four normal ones and a strange deformed one the was growing sideways behind my wisdom teeth. I got three days off work so I figured I might as well drink myself stupid. Bad idea.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 02:24 AM       
I got 2 out when i went, they just put me on the happy gas for like 25 minutes before anythig started, i was so high i lost vision and was seeing sounds nad hearing colors. i also saw the pain when he injected the novacaine,it looked like ripples in a pond. What i took from it is that happy gas is awesome.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 02:50 AM       
McClain's story reminds me of what happend a little bit ago. I was in the chair and they stuck the numbing stuff un my gum and they started filling in the cavity. The stuff they put in didn't work and I felt the pain. The screamed and they gave me some more. This batch didn't work either, so I just went along with it. My tooth burned for 3 days.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 02:27 PM       
I didn't get lots of pleasant fun from laughing gas. I just lay there, trying to orient myself in time and space and drooling.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 03:07 PM       
horror stories like these are exactly why i refuse to go to a dentist.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 05:58 PM       
The things I have consumed int he last 3 days:

3 glasses of home-made chocolate milkshake ()
lots of water
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I've lost 3 pounds
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