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James · #1

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

After you do that for a while, answer based on who you are, instead of a character you think of, and see what you get for an answer.

"I guess that you are Gollum from Lord of the Rings! Am I right?"

I'm gonna go kill myself now.

Supafly345 · #2

"I guess that you are SpongeBob from Spongebob Squarepants! Am I right?"
This is what I got the first time, and I wasn't sure I read the questions correctly so I tried again.

"I guess that you are Alex P. Keeton from Family Ties! Am I right?"
I went three times with three different paths (since I could have gone both ways on some) and got this bastard thrice. I guess this is it. At least he is lovable.

ProfessorCool · #3

Your suppose to think of a character in your mind, then anawer the questions going along with that character. It's trying to guess the one you are thinking off, it isn't a personal quiz.

whoreable · #4

I guess that you are Mr Belvedere from Mr Belvedere! Am I right?

Bennett · #5

I guess that you are Keith Mutch from Manchester! Am I right?

who the fuck is keith mutch from manchester?

mew barios · #6

I guess that you are Herman Munster from The Munsters! Am I right?

ha ha :O

The Retro Kat · #7

I guess that you are Forman from that 70's show! Am I right?

da blob · #8

I guess you are - I-don't remember-who from friends - hell I've never watched this crap. Actually I almost never watch tv, so what did I expect there ?
Duh, me.

camacazio · #9

"I guess that you are brian from family guy! Am I right?"

I win.

Esuohlim · #10

http://www.guessthename.com is similar. What with the TV shows and movies instead. Shut up.

"I guess that you are Doug Funnie from Doug (Nickelodeon)! Am I right?"

Not intentional in any way

Pee Wee Herman · #11

I've been continuously answering no to every single question and it's saying stuff like "Do you believe fly on the wall really killed John F. Kennedy?" and "are you stoned" and "are you just pushing no?" and "Do you NOT answer no to every question?" and "Are you dead sexy" and "Are you even looking at the questions, at all?" and "wasn't Sam Jackson awesome in Pulp Fiction?" and "are you very very bored?" and "Do you click no because you are unable to finger yourself???" and "Would Pizza shapes taste any less hexagonal if they were square?" and "Are all Americans nutters?" and "Are you really really not retarded?"

OMFG

Pee Wee Herman · #12

I beat it! I kept continuously clicking no for about 30 minutes or so. Some of the questions it asked me were pretty fucking funny.

Quote:

Well, there you have it, I was wrong again. I was positive that you were Good Food from Italian Resturant! But you are far too clever for a puny computer like me. Now you can go and tell everyone while I sit here and try to put the pieces of my crumbled existence back together.
You can help me with one thing, though. If you tell me who you were and give me a good yes/no question, then I'll be able to guess it right next time. Wouldn't that be nice? But please, try to pick a general question that would be answered "yes" for some characters and "no" for some others. For example, "Are you Monica's brother?" is a bad question, because the answer is "no" for many many characters and "yes" for very few.

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Tell me who you were: (Name) from (Country or TV Show)

Tell me a good general question that guesses you with a 'yes' answer and Good Food from Italian Resturant with a 'no' answer:
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Esuohlim · #13

30 MINUTES MAN??? WOW, YOU'RE PERSISTANT AND ALL BUT COOL.

Jixby Phillips · #14

I win again! You are player number 33to have chosen George Bush from That's My Bush!. I knew you were George Bush from That's My Bush!from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

James · #15

I was the second person to pick Pauly Shore's character from his short-lived TV show.

Pee Wee Herman · #16

Well, I win this round. You are player number 7to pick Hitler from Australia, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Hitler from Australia.

LOL @ Hitler from Australia

Esuohlim · #17

YEAH REALLY! LOLOL @ HITLER FROM AUSTRALIA! HITLER WASN'T FROM AUSTRALIA. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY!

WELL PLAYED

Pee Wee Herman · #18

Seriously, that's what it came up with. No bullshit.

Esuohlim · #19

Oh, so you're stealing ideas now?

The Unseen · #20

Fess up, faggot.

Pee Wee Herman · #21

I swear, the thing gave me that answer. I was just randomly answering. I also obtained this result in the same fashion.

I win again! You are player number 55to have chosen your mom from your house. I knew you were your mom from your housefrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

Edit: I win again! You are player number 54to have chosen Donkeylips from Salute Your Shorts. I knew you were Donkeylips from Salute Your Shortsfrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.