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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:29 PM       
Hey, change of subject.

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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:31 PM       
did you hear about his legs
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:34 PM       
I'M CRIPPLED

I GOT WHAT FDR HAD AND MY LEGS LOOK LIKE CRAZY STRAWS
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:34 PM       
that's true until they start taking it for granted that there'll be a girl around.

attention is overrated.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:35 PM       
THAT'S WHY I PLAY DRAGON AGE
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:44 PM       
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Any guy more willing to play video games than hang out with a girl is either gay or has serious issues with priorities.
Or they dont want to hear some girl prattle on about some pointless BS.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:47 PM       
USUALLY IF YOU JUST IGNORE A GIRL AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES IT DRIVES THEM MAD WITH SEXUAL DESIRE AND THEY BUST OUT AND PERFORM FELLATIO ON YOU.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:49 PM       
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USUALLY IF YOU JUST IGNORE A GIRL AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES IT DRIVES THEM MAD WITH SEXUAL DESIRE AND THEY BUST OUT AND PERFORM FELLATIO ON YOU.
This is how I ended up with a wife. True story.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:50 PM       
SHE SOUNDS LIKE A KEEPER
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:52 PM       
Oh she is great. I wouldnt trade her for a million bucks. Totally not like George's woman.







No offense George.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:55 PM       
i don't mind video games as long as i get to play too
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:55 PM       
THE REAL TEST IS WHEN SHE IS ORALLY STIMULATING YOU AND YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" RELEASE A FART. IF SHE DOESN'T SKIP A BEAT THEN HOLD ON TO HER, BUT IF SHE GAGS AND COMPLAINS THROW HER ASS TO THE CURB.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:56 PM       
What if she pauses for a moment to giggle then jumps back on it?
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:58 PM       
You have to decode if it's a giggle of amusement or a nervous giggle and she assumes you are going to crap on her somehow.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:00 PM       
Oh it definitely amusement with a smile.

I wanted to shoot her in the chin or something at the time but couldnt squeeze one out fast enough.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:07 PM       
Shoot her with a fart?
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:10 PM       
No a load. After she came up to giggle about the fart.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:19 PM       
OH. CHOKE HER OUT WITH THE "PUERTO RICAN FOGBANK"
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:22 PM       
Something like that. But I wasnt quick enough.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:23 PM       
If I was a pro-wrestler, I'd gimmick as a masked Puerto Rican wrestler and the name of my submission hold would be "The Puerto Rican Fogbank"
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:24 PM       

ELX learn to play something other than Barbie Make Me Pretty Photoshop
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:24 PM       
YEAH ELX LEARN TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 WITH THE GROWN-UPS
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:29 PM       
Or ask them to watch porn with you.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:33 PM       
OR SMOKE POT OUT OF YOUR AMAZING APPLE POT SMOKING DEVICE YOU DESIGNED
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:35 PM       
Skinny blond girl with pot and an apple bong never got turned down.
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