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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 07:13 PM        HEY GUYS
HEY YOU GUYS! LONG TIME NO SEE, I JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON (YEAH YEAH I KNOW I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE ) AND BOY IS MY LIFE EXCITING ATM (AT THE MOMENT)!!! CURRENTLY I'M HEALING FROM A RECENT SURGERY AND TO HELP THE DOWNTIME GO FASTER I'M PLANNING MY...WEDDING!! THAT'S RIGHT YOU GUYS JIXBY PHILLIPS AND I LIVE TOGETHER NOW AND ARE GETTING MARRIED JUST LIKE BIRDS DO AND BOY I CAN'T WAIT! ALSO THE REASON WE ARE GETTING MARRIED IS BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT (DON'T WORRY WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX...BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY!!) AND HIS PARENTS ARE KINDA PISSED ABOUT IT BUT W/E

WELL I GOTTA GO SEE A MAN ABOUT SOME FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS (I WANT THIS WEDDING TO BE LIKE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS BLEW UP!!) LIKE THEY SAY IN JAIL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER WHEN UR ASLEEP AND I SHOVE SOMETHING IN UR ABDOMEN!! BYE

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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 07:17 PM       
Man, whatever happened to Jixby?

Is he even around anymore? I can't tell, probably because of all the avatar changes.
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 09:06 PM       
!!!!, are you still taking pictures?
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 09:45 PM       
YES I TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY OWN PRISON TATTOOS AND ALSO OF OTHER THINGS
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 10:02 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 11:24 PM       
YOU GUYS I SAW SOME OF THOSE FIREWORKS TONIGHT AND THEY HAD SMILEY FACE FIREWORKS! EFF THAT SPARKLEY SHIT I JUST WANNA SEE A HALF HOUR OF SMILEY FACES

THEY HAD CUBES TOO
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 12:15 AM       
AMERICA BLOW STUFF UP SMILEY FACES 2005!!


YOU GUYS, SMILEY FACES I SWEAR
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 08:29 AM       
These tacks are delicious.
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 09:37 AM       
Hey !!!, hope everything is well after...er....prison.

I hope Jixby isn't here because he is solemnly studying every night.
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 09:48 AM       
Do you know when the Moxie festival is? Are you attending?
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 10:35 AM       
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YOU GUYS I SAW SOME OF THOSE FIREWORKS TONIGHT AND THEY HAD SMILEY FACE FIREWORKS! EFF THAT SPARKLEY SHIT I JUST WANNA SEE A HALF HOUR OF SMILEY FACES
Oh hell yes! Saw some video of those on TV - I'd love to see em for real.
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 10:46 AM       
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Do you know when the Moxie festival is? Are you attending?
http://www.moxiefestival.com/ It's this weekend, but I'll be working and I wouldn't feel like driving all the way up there anyway. Goddamn, I'll miss the raffle with these awesome prizes:

1st Prize:
1 Cord of Wood, Cut and Split -- Bolduc Bros.
Escape Ladder -- Rogers Insurance
10-Minute Oil Change -- Lube Express
Moxie Unofficial Tee Shirt -- Moxie Committee
Moxie Umbrella -- Kennebec Fruit
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 11:01 AM       
Wow. It's true. No one ever escapes this place.

Good to see you again, upright. I hope prison has not turned you into a hard-hearted meanie.
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 11:04 AM       
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention but I'm also going to look into becoming a model. I'm 5'3" and 130 lbs and I guess I have a horse face and a lady mustache but I don't think any of that matters because I was a pretty hot commodity in prison! If you know what I mean I think I can be the next Gemma Ward or Jessica Stam! And I'll have a lot of money I can give to starving children and stuff!
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 11:58 AM       
Did you really go to prison :<
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 12:00 PM       
Where else would I have had the time to work out and gain all of these totally rad muscles?
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 12:05 PM       
Is it just me, or does that site not say where the festival is taking place or how to get there?


THAT IS SO NEW ENGLAND!!!
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 12:13 PM       
Will somebody tell me who !!!! is?
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 12:16 PM        Re: HEY GUYS
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 12:17 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 01:02 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 01:54 PM       
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Is it just me, or does that site not say where the festival is taking place or how to get there?


THAT IS SO NEW ENGLAND!!!
It's in Lisbon Falls
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Old Jul 6th, 2005, 10:22 PM       
!!!! did you ever get that calender i sent you?? (yes IN JAIL to everyone who doesnt know)
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Old Jul 6th, 2005, 10:50 PM       
yes I did it was very nice thank you!!
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Old Jul 7th, 2005, 11:10 PM       
Hey i-mockery thanks for TWICE deleting my non-offensive jokey post! You guys sure know how to have a barrel of laughs around here!!
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