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Dec 23rd, 2005, 12:13 PM NEW SHORT: "Max Burbank's Xmas Poems!"

Now that he's all liquored up 'n toasty, Max Burbank has yet another collection of poems for you to read. This time, they're all about the holidays!

NEW SHORT: "The Poetry of Max Burbank: Part 5 (holiday edition)"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/maxpoems5

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Dec 23rd, 2005, 12:23 PM

That last one was great (well, they all were), but it got me thinking. What the hell WAS wrong with that red headed doll?

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Dec 23rd, 2005, 12:29 PM

what special had the island of misfit toys?

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Dec 23rd, 2005, 12:34 PM

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.....The one that had Clarice too....that little slut..

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Dec 23rd, 2005, 01:10 PM

I think I just had an early present! Fucking awesome stuff Mr. Burbank!

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Dec 23rd, 2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

That last one was great (well, they all were), but it got me thinking. What the hell WAS wrong with that red headed doll?

I'm guessing she was a hermaphrodite or some sort of sexual deviant.

The poems were all good. I liked "Just Like the Christ Child" most of all.

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