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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 02:45 PM       
It's just lame that anybody would sign up and agree to do this shit, when another person took the time to send out their package quickly, and then just drag their feet about posting the actual pictures. Any excuses about "I need to find someone with a digital camera" is pretty much bs since a ton of people have 'em nowadays. And if worse comes to worse, buy a cheap disposable camera and then scan in the pictures (and if you don't have a scanner, go to kinkos). It's not that hard. Stop making excuses and post your pictures so the people who took the time to send out your gifts don't have to feel like it was a complete waste.
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 06:06 PM       
yeah, uh, zomboid, you might have to send your pictures to me for photoshopping first :O
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 08:10 PM       
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I've seen bannings handed out for less.
I just read the rules. And I suppose if it was stated at the begining then they won't back off.
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
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I've seen bannings handed out for less.
I can vouch for that.
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 01:04 AM       
Grow up, homo. You need to read the rules of an event you enter, and if you knew you wouldn't be able to "put a picture on the internet" - even though you somehow managed this impossible feat to grace PYPH with your patented down's chic style - You could have at least put up a notifier like IS did.

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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 12:52 PM       
aaahh why dont you like me ?


i really cant understand

he hehe he he he
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 03:43 PM       
pictures should be up tonight you crybabies.
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 06:35 PM       

ZOUNDS! This box looks familiar!



OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE A DOLLAR STORE THREW UP IN HERE!



A holiday message from Chuck Norris? Oh that silly Hickman.



Straws! The only packing material fit for a treasure trove like this!



This is actually fun.



RING-A-LING GUYS



EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT N'SYNC... EVERYTHING EXCEPT HOW TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ERASE THEM FROM EXISTANCE

(Too blurry to see? Too fucking bad )



A PACK OF LETTERS FOR MAKING SLUTTY RANSOM NOTES.



Kung Fu Man! HIS XTREMELY LIMITED ARTICULATION MAKES FOR SOME XTREME KUNG FU ACTION!



A pack of oatmeal? The only meal suitable to sustain me after this wild adventure.


(PS THERE WERE SOME RUBBER FINGERS AND EARS AND A NOSE OR TWO BUT I DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES OF THEM NOR DID I TAKE PICTURES OF THE SUPER BOUNCY BALL THAT WAS IN ALL REALITY THE MOST UNBOUNCIEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER)
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 09:12 PM       
Two things... I now know where you (& Clay) live!

...aaaaaaaaaaand where the fuck was your funny gift-related adventure?
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 10:23 PM       
YOU AREN'T USING ANYTHING IN ANY OF THOSE PICTURES
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 10:24 PM       
Well, technically I didn't either, unless you count the horrible naughty things I did off-camera.
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 11:38 PM       
well if he took a pic of what he was doing with his other hand he'd get banned.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 01:35 AM       
Alright, here's the stuff I got from bigtimebanned:



A plethora of things.


The note was very helpful.


They're from Venus, or so I've been told.


This one's kinda cute. I may yet marry her.


I'm not sure what this says, but the box contained a most unsual character:


I guess the writing on the front of the box must have meant "Fred, The Prickly Pineapple," because that's who was inside the box.


"What have you done with my Lego men!?" I demanded of him.


Soon, though, all of my new toys were playing together nicely:



"NO NO NO, DAMMIT!!!"


"You call that rhythm!? The curtain goes up in two hours, and I'm looking at a bunch of losers!!"


Oh my! I hope their performance goes well.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 01:37 AM       
This is the first time I've ever seen your face :<
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 03:11 AM       
Boogie

Good times
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 08:48 AM       
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Same here. Boogie's always been the Vera Peterson of I-Mockery.

EDIT: The guy on the other side of the fence in that Tim Allen show would be a better comparison, but this is my chance to call Boogie Vera Peterson and I'm seizing it with both hands.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 01:15 PM       
His face has actually been on the Info page of i-mockery.com for quite a while now. o.o
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 02:56 PM       
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I guess the writing on the front of the box must have meant "Fred, The Prickly Pineapple," because that's who was inside the box.
it was one of those "blind assortment" packages, where you don't know what you're getting inside. but i know how much you love pinapples so
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 05:02 PM       
im so disappointed of sams pictures

hickman sent so much great things.
what a pity that hickman waste his money for somebody with no fantasy
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 06:42 PM       
ONE FABULOUS DAY AT SAM'S HOUSE... Starring Kung Fu Man, Rikku, April O'Neal and special guest Optimus Prime!!!!



Kung Fu Man: Boy I sure can't belive how great it is at Sam's house... and the women are excellent.

Why there's a couple over there checking me out!



Rikku: So, four at once? Didn't it hurt?



Were they greeen?



April: It hurt at first... and they were all cold and wet. But I got into it. I just had to say no when the rat wanted to get involved.



Kung Fu Man: Hey ladies, you came to watch me work out and use my nice sexy muscles?

Girls: *explosive laughter*

All through the week Kung Fu Man tried to impress the girls.



First he tried to look cool on his cell phone.



Then he tried to impress them by showing he had the same interests.



He even tried cooking for them.

Kung Fu Man: Chicks always dig guys who can cook.





Kung Fu Man: Hey Rikku I spent all night cooking you this delicious apple cinamon flavored oatmeal for you! Won't you please go out with me?



Rikku: God no! Why don't you get a freaking hint. YOU'RE GROSS, YOU HAVE NO COOL ACESSORIES, AND YOU ARE VERY UNARTICULATE! NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

And with that Rikku pushed Kung Fu Man into the oatmeal.



Kung Fu Man: OH MY GOD IT'S PIPING HOT RIGHT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE I FEEL LIKE MY FLESH IS FALLING OFF OH GOOOODDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



Kung Fu Man: I won't let this humiliating and most painful situation stop me in my quest for love. LOVE TRIUMPHS OVER ALL!



So, he wrote a love note knowing that it's sweet melodic verses would bring his love back to him.

And one day, she returned to him.


Rikku: There he is Optimus, that's the creepy loser who keeps trying to go out with me!



Kung Fu Man: Wait a second, he's just as unarticulate as me! And he doesn't have any cool acessories! What's he got that I don't got? OH HELL IT DOESN'T MATTER I'M GOING TO KUNG FU HIM AND PROVE TO RIKKU THAT I'M THE BEST!

Sensing that danger was nigh at hand Optimus took the best course of action. He summoned his battle trailer and powered up!



Optimus: What were you saying about awsome acessories?

Hi-Q: Waste that fool Optimus!



So the battle began between Optimus Prime and Kung Fu Man, with the love of his life being the prize Kung Fu Man knew that if he fought with all his heart then he would become victorious. But just before he could make the first move he heard a click.



BOOOOOOOOOOM!



Rikku: Oh Optimus!!!! *smootch smootch smootch smootch*

(It's so blurry because it's an action shot and Rikku rushed to Optimus so fast I couldn't keep up with them and they are in love and screw you for judging )



THE END
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 06:45 PM       
I was going to post that last night after my other pictures but I got busy and after everyone was all "DER ADVENTURE DUR" I decided to post it.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 07:00 PM       
im proud of you
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well done
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 07:14 PM       
THANKS LUNLUN I DID IT ALL FOR YOU FRIEND





















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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 07:40 PM       
Wow, you still have all the pieces to your optimis prime! $90 action figures are wasted on 10 year olds. :/

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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 07:48 PM       
Wonderful job Sam, you have the skills to put articles on i-mockery
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