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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:45 AM       
The only thing that ever got a chick for me cause i have only had the one i have now was an ORGY shirt. It used to be black with a silvery speck ( a candyass tour shirt ) and besides that i was just dressed all in black. All i ever where is skatey shorts all year around too and cargos are a formal as i get for long pants. Every shirt i wear besides a few polos are all band shirts and from what i have experianced chicks like dudes with long hair. I think it is cause they like to play with it so much. I'd be a five if i was lucky heh.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 06:58 AM       
We were nice kids. We only shared our oppinions on girls we saw on the street if we liked them. Shallow, but nice.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 07:09 AM       
proto needs a visit from the fab five!
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
I totally do, but I would NEVER be on television.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 01:19 PM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 03:10 PM       
If I was female, I would give you at least a 5 for the KMFDM T-shirt. :/
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
I've never been told my rating by a girl, but if I had and she had said anything less than 5 I'd punch her in the face and then proclaim loudly that she just lost a few points herself.

I think Proto looks nice. And I don't see anything wrong with his dress sense either.

But I am a guy, after all
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 04:32 PM       
If it wasn't against nature, I would totally seks up Proto ... but God already put one asshole in my pants.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 04:41 PM       
I think adopting a greyhound is good thing to do, but not as good as being adopted by one. I give greyhound adoption a Nine, but only because the chick that played Winnie on the wonder years gives everything a ten and if I set an example of restrint I think she might... wait, what thread is this?
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:35 PM       
Seriously, nobody desirves a one. Protoclown, you at least desirve a seven.

psst...thats a 70%!
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
Well, if it's any consolation, Proto, I've been rated an 8 before and STILL had her tell me I wasn't dateable.

I rate myself a 2 just for that alone
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
i recently adopted Danica McKellar and she's llright with the lids and only chews the furniture a little, but I hate getting up before sunrise and follwoing her through te neighborhood with a bag over my hand cleaning up her poops.

So over all, I give her a five. She's pretty, but Jesus christ. I hate holding a hot friggin' poop in my hand.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 06:07 PM       

I give Proto a ten!
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 06:09 PM       
The really sad part? That's his driver's lisence picture.






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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 06:48 PM       
dont sweat it proto, im an ugly fucker but i had no problem with the ladies, until i open my mouth im a total gimp, but once i have
grabbed the girls attention ( i said attention chimp not titties ) the rest is easy, if you are thinking ugly youll project uglyness. !

i reckon some girls think im hot some girls think im not, but i dont waste my time with the "nots" i get on down with the "hots" if
you get my meaning, i reckon im about a 5 with an error margin of
+ / - 5, i think just about everyone is, arent they. ?

ps; its the first pic i ever saw of you and you aint half as ugly as you tell ppl.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 06:58 PM       
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Hey, at least you don't look like this guy.
i know people like this...

they drink lots of milk and smell awful and don't know it...
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 09:41 PM       
I once had a b/f that had the nick-name 'Spade-face' cos people said he looked like he'd been hit in the face with a spade. But I would have rated him 10 if I did that kind of thing.

At least you're not rated by your bra-size..........or are you?
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 12:34 AM       
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i know people like this...

they drink lots of milk and smell awful and don't know it...
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You just described one of my old college room-mates. He was a hulking mass of fat who showered once a week if we were lucky and he'd leave his nasty sweat-stained socks all over our tiny dorm room. In fact, that guy in the picture even looks like him (well, minus the lobster hat and goggles.)
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 01:36 AM       
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i know people like this...

You just described one of my old college room-mates. He was a hulking mass of fat who showered once a week if we were lucky and he'd leave his nasty sweat-stained socks all over our tiny dorm room. In fact, that guy in the picture even looks like him (well, minus the lobster hat and goggles.)

OH MAN, IS THAT YOU? FUNNY WE SHOULD MEET ON THESE BOARDS!



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