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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 10:16 PM       
Tadao, if sexual favors are what it takes to make it up to you for giving you a hard time, I'm willing to do anything.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 10:46 PM       
I've been going through Danny's home videos.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 10:47 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 10:59 PM       
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Your kid turn 1 yet Kitsa? Shouldnt she be sometime around now?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 11:05 PM       
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Danny sent me a torrent once.

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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 11:10 PM       
No wonder you were raided by the rozzers.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 12:57 AM       
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Tadao, if sexual favors are what it takes to make it up to you for giving you a hard time, I'm willing to do anything.
Aren't you like 16?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 01:04 AM       
Who's dick am I going to suck to get a little respect here?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 01:09 AM       
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Aren't you like 16?
You're right. Dylan is a little old for the big T.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 01:10 AM       
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Send me a picture of your dick & I'll respect you.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 01:11 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 01:19 AM       
It's that simple? Just a dick pic?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 12:29 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:57 PM       
Thanks guys. She's adorable as fuck



We had to use artificial insemination actually because my dong was too big to fit in my girlfriends giner.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:19 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:41 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:42 PM       
Congratulations Bill! Not to many people are confident enough to show their babies off here at I-mockery.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 05:41 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 05:43 PM       
She's beautiful! It'll be a rough couple of weeks but then it's all (mostly) good.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 09:41 PM       
I can't wait for her to be 18, Bill.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 09:49 PM       
I used to work at a retail store. A few weeks ago, I found a $5 gift card on the floor and used it to buy a snack.

Today I got fired for it. Apparently that's "gross misconduct."
The meeting didn't even last a whole minute. Gave me an envelope of cash and escorted me off the premises. I worked there for 3 years

I was finally gonna move out of my parent's house really soon too. I don't have it in me to tell them yet, but my old man offered to pay for my car repairs tomorrow and gave me this "I love you, son" talk.

Cue anxiety attack. And tons of job applications.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2011, 10:55 PM       
For future reference. If you find money on the ground where you work, you have to turn it in to lost and found and wait like 90 days before you can claim it.
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 12:49 AM       
Congrats Bill. She has your forehead.
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