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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 09:50 AM       
I rarely remember my dreams but I just had a strange one.

I was at a back-to-school event for my daughter, and had brought a foster child with me. I noticed a rather tall girl (about 1st grade) and asked her where her parents were. She indicated a very tall (at least a foot taller than me) young man with short blond hair. I struck up a conversation and he mentioned that his girl was in fact a foster child. I mentioned my own experiences with foster care and asked where they were in the process. He stated something non-committal, and then began crying uncontrollably. This made me a little uncomfortable, so I went outside. We were in a king of makeshift tent/pavilion - the kind that you can rent for wedding receptions. Anyhoo, while I was outside I saw a dude playing frisbee. He threw the frisbee to me, where I summarily botched the catch. The frisbee was kind of weird, like two frisbees glued together. I then told my foster child to "watch this!" and I tried throwing it. The result was that it turned around, mid-air, and came right back to me like a boomerang. This happened three times. I tried to ask the fellow how it worked, but I woke up.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 11:14 AM       
That sounds like a cool frisbee

I wanted to have another dream about the Scots butler because he was cool, but instead I had a dream where I was watching a prequel to Keeping Up Appearances. Hyacinth was about 20 years younger and was always looking for her mother. People kept telling me she was younger than me and that was pissing me off because she looked a lot older than that.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 10:59 AM       
I mostly dream about places. I've had a few about carnivals/amusement parks that kind of freaked me out, but also tweaked versions of cities I've been to. But no matter what, I always wake up wishing that those places were real.
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Old Sep 26th, 2009, 11:35 PM       
Okay, last night I had another sneaking-back-to-your-high-school-musical dream.

In it, I was in my high school after having graduated a year ago. For some reason, we were doing the exact same musical (Beauty and the Beast) as last year and in the exact same way, so I already knew all of the dances and such things. My plan was that I'd get a costume, sneak onto the stage for the songs I was in the year before, and no one would be the wiser.

Trouble was, nothing was the way it should have been. All of the costumes and make-up were left in a huge dark, black-walled warehouse-ish room, on endless racks and I couldn't find the costume I'd picked out. The play had already started and was getting into the first musical number when I found my costume. I assured myself that it was only on the song Belle and that the first number I would be in was Gaston. Somehow though, Gaston came very shortly after Belle and I had very little time to get ready. Also, for some reason everyone needed a ticket to get onstage. The boy playing the Beast (who was the same kid who played the Beast in real life when we did that musical) lost his and asked me if he could borrow mine and then give it back (no idea how I had one to begin with). I said "sure" and gave it to him.

I had my costume on and began frantically running past endless counters, covered with elaborate stage make-up, stuff like face glitter. I tried to find my shoes, but then I remembered that I always brought my shoes and panty hose from home when I did the musicals and wasn't able to bring them this time. I was desperate, so I found someone else's shoes on the floor and took them, despite the fact that they obviously didn't match my 1800s peasant outfit (they were like Chinese slippers). Also, when I tried to put them on they only covered the front part of my feet. I jammed them on as best I could and ran for the stage.

For some reason, I went through my living room on the way there. My mom was there, watching TV. As I ran through, she asked what I was doing and I brushed her off, terrified she'd notice I stole someone's shoes or guess that I was going back into the musical (she didn't seem to notice that I was in costume). I was almost to the stage when I suddenly decided to give up. The song I was supposed to be in had pretty much started and I felt it was too much trouble. I went back to the costume room and took off the shoes before I woke up.
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Old Sep 27th, 2009, 12:04 AM       


I also see that every time I close my eyes too hard.
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Old Sep 27th, 2009, 02:49 PM       
Well, I'm pretty sure my head had fun screwing with me through my dreams last night.

I dreamt that somehow - through some bizzare coincidence - I met Jael Phelps (relative, probably niece of the infamous Fred Phelps). I recognized her and struck up a conversation. The entire time, she made absolutely no mention of sinful behavior or damnation or anything.

Skip forward in time a few days and I run into her again. Somehow I must have made a good impression on her, because she actually hugs me when we meet. I visit her house (which is apparently in a city area definitely not Topeka) and hang out in her room, avoiding her mother and father (who somehow are Shirley Phelps-Roper and Fred). I also meet some of her younger sisters who are also sweet. Before leaving, I actually meet Fred, who is a shriveled old man sitting in an armchair. Again, he is unusually polite and quiet.

The dream skips around a bit. Somehow, it's Christmas and Jael and I exchange gifts via mail. Then - this is where it gets really weird - I somehow forget I'm a girl, think I'm a guy and realize that I'm falling in love with Jael. I think about proposing to her and how it would shock her (since she mentioned in a documentary that no one would want to marry her), then I remember I'm a girl and pretty much wake up shuddering.

Ugh.
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Old Sep 27th, 2009, 06:42 PM       
I had a dream that was like a porno movie, but only with no nudity or sexuality whatsoever. Scared me so much I woke up crying. I'll never watch Lifetime again!
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Old Sep 27th, 2009, 07:45 PM       
I had an asthma attack last night and had to go to the hospital. They gave me a ton of Benadryl and I slept the sleep of ages, but as far as I know it was utterly dreamless.
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Old Sep 27th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
I've noticed that medicated sleep tends to prevent my dreaming. Must have something to do with the REM.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 04:34 PM       
That's terrible kitsa, my condolences.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 04:44 PM       
oh, hell, that's nothing. But thanks
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 05:50 PM       
Kitsa's pretty much a badass around here.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 07:04 PM       
Don't mess with Kitsa; she'll filet you with a pencil. If you're lucky.
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 08:31 PM       
I talk in my sleep usually about fucking gibberish but can hold conversations with people. This girl told me the other day I started talking nonsense...she asked me if I was sleeping....I told her yes and then went back to spouting off gibberish.
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 08:42 PM       
So I had a dream about Kitsa last night. It involved me waking her up while she was sleeping and asking about her baby but all Kitsa would do was repeatedly ask me where the restroom was. I kept looking for a toilet but I found a very intricate toolbox and this sink/toilet combo that was tilting and kept over flowing. The result, Kitsa took a shit in the toolbox.
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 09:07 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 09:12 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 09:15 PM       
No, she was shitting a toolbox.
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 09:24 PM       
I've started back onto my Daytrana, an amphetamine patch for ADHD. Like all my other amphetamines over the years, it ruins my appetite, sleeping patterns, and makes me detached and a little depressed. So I've been running on MAYBE three hours of sleep a night for a couple weeks now.
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 10:26 PM       
I remember two dreams last night.

The first involved me traveling with Simon and River Tam (from Firefly) on a bus. The three of us were kicked off (akin to Serenity) and a really fierce wind started blowing, hard enough to rip an umbrella to shreds. Sometime later, I was let back on the bus.

The second dream had my family and I at a drive-in movie theater overlooking a cliff. We were watching Disney's upcoming The Princess and the Frog, however we could only watch the first ten minutes or so before I had to be somewhere. The footage involved Tiana, Charlotte, and Mama Odie falling down through the air on a piano. As we were leaving, we looked down the cliff and found a guy unconscious down there. Jeff Goldbloom was inexplicably there as well. My brother gave a full diagnosis of the unconscious man and gave him a tracheotomy successfully. I made some comment like "And this is why I always feel like the stupid one."
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 10:58 PM       
Anyways, I remembered my dream again today. I was watching a movie,TV show, or maybe even a play. In it there was this one guy who had HUGE, hollow hands with holes in them. He kept dropping red, slimy, worm like things into said holes, almost as if he was..feeding his hands. This fellow was taking a walk with the Penguin (The Danny Devito Batman Returns one), talking about something. The two were being followed by a detective, who kept trying to hear a snippet of their conversation. Eventually, the detective gives up, and decides to head home, only he finds that his car has been towed. He then proceeded to push some guy off his bike, and then ride away.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 10:12 AM       
Best idea from a dream ever:

Me and 2 other friends are sitting in his apartment. 2 girls arrive at the door who are selling bo-flexes. The girls give us a demonstration, then turn on the t.v. to some random college coed porn channel. Girls then start to seduce us and lets just say by the end of the dream we bought a bo-flex.

So while prostitution is illegal in many areas, using prostitutes to sell bo-flexes door to door IS totally legal.
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Old Oct 1st, 2009, 09:20 AM       
My dream last night sucked. I was working in the piano store again, but it was now somehow melded with my old ER jobs into some sort of piano sales/urgent care center. I was coming back to work there after 12 years and was pretty much just thrown in, no one explaining why forms were different. All of the dumb terminals where I was expected to get patient information now had TV screens that wouldn't toggle off cartoons when I was trying to pull up patient data.

A nurse I'd never particularly gotten along with came in with a bunch of foamboard and told me that I was supposed to make signs pointing to the lesson rooms. Well, ok, but at the same time here are all these sick people coming in I'm supposed to triage on my own. It was pissing me off, especially not being able to get the damn monitors to stop playing cartoons when I was trying to get shit done.

So in the middle of it all, this dog comes in. I look on its tag and see that its name is Cinnamon, and that it's from Omaha. It had somehow gotten all the way from Omaha to Ohio. At some point, I took the dog home so I could make a call to the owner, but my parents kept interfering and pointing out other things on the tags, like information on bug bites and some oddly preserved pack of pillbugs (aka roly polies, aka woodlice) hanging there. I'm like, just let me call the owner so he knows his dog is safe! I don't know if I ever got to call the owner.

Then I'm in a car, driven by one of my ex-bosses, whom I despised. Apparently the ex-boss is in on a meeting- turns out my town is owned by the Amish, who are planning to close it as a cost saving measure. They're just going to shut down the whole town, which means that everyone is out of a job and house and everything.

I was still trying to keep track of the dog when I woke up.
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