Happy birthday to me, bitches.

[kellychaos]

Today, the 25th is also my birthday and I almost forgot. I mean, I knew it was this week and all but I've been working long hours and shit sort of all blurs together.

My sister and GF gave me a card.

P.S. My sister and GF are NOT the same person.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

I'd cry if I had to bake my own birthday cake, and I don't even like my birthday. And I rarely cry.

I didn't really bake a cake - in fact, I'm an ancakist. Why? Because cake is like the State: sweet and seemingly wonderous, but, in truth, killing you with it's sugars and fats. And albeit cake may not be especially harmful in small doses, no one can debate that there are many alternatives which are far healhier. So it is with the State, and so it is I reject cake.

ANTI-STATE.
ANTI-CAKE.
PRO-MARKET.

That's where OAO stands.

[Marc Summers]

CAKE IS BLATANT PROPAGANDA TRYING TO SUGAR-RAPE OUR CHILDREN AND TURN THEM INTO MINDLESS SOLDIERS FOR THE POLICE STATE

[EisigerBiskuit]

Sugar makes you fat, so cake is lame.

[Dole]

happy birthday kelly!

[kellychaos]

Thx