Last time I make conversation with a stanger

[MetalMilitia]

So i was in work on sunday serving some woman her DVDs and these drunken louts walk past the shop bieng noisey and obnoxious (it was about 4:30 in the afternoon).
I say to the woman "damn drunks" or something that effect to which she responds "yes i was walking into town behind them and they where JOKING ABOUT CANCER!", this kind of caught me off guard and i just smiled and said something along the lines of "psshh " then she went on to tell me about her liver cancer ordeal and was almost in tears by the time she left.

I had no fucking idea what to say to her so I was just stood there half smiling, half trying to look concerned while she went on and on about how she whishes anyone that jokes about cancer will get it and see how funny it really is.

[tenno]

i have elevated cancer risk and i joke all the time, my smile KILLS CANCER!

[Matt Harty]

Hey tenno.

[glowbelly]

word, 10o

[Evil Robot]

She should have thrown a rock at one of them, then make jokes about being knocked da fuck out.

[MetalMilitia]

So today i was in work and I was telling a colleauge of mine, who I dont really know very well, about how much I hated a film called "inside im dacing" (its a british comedy which the main characters have disabilities but dont let it hold them back, think jimmy) dispite not seeing it.
He was looking a bit pissed off within about 5 minuites so i though I would lighten the mood by saying "inside im dacing? more like inside im boring! yar har har!" to which he responded "what if i told you one of my oldest friends has serebal pausey (sp idc)"...now this, as usual, caught me kinda' of guard and i think in trying to explain that i dont really hate diabled people very much i offended him even more.

I dont really want to work with him for a while

:/

[Emu]

You Brits and your complicated ways of dealing with problems.

Just kick him in the face.

[ziggytrix]

should have said "i don't care if your brother has the bloody plague - it doesn't make the movie any less shit"

[kellychaos]

Some of my best friends are black.

[McClain]

Some of my best friends aren't.

[kellychaos]

I don't like your attitude about < insert class of person > so I'm going to get defensive and claim to know someone of said class to make you feel embarrassed even though you know little or nothing about me and I could be completely full of shit.

Some of best friends are < insert class of person > !

[MetalMilitia]

yea maby i should tell he to shut up next time i see him

[kellychaos]

I just get this vibe from some people since they apparently have no life of their own, they feel the need to attach themself to some certain type of affected people and make their problem their own. It's like they've aligned themselves with a cause to establish their own identity. They're attention whores, really, and I have no time to indulge their selfish behavior.

[Dole]

'Its like I've always said, disabled people are arrogant'

[kellychaos]

In that respect, they don't have a leg to stand on.

[MetalMilitia]

lol

[Raize]

I hate "feel-good" political correctness with a passion. I just want to beat people like that over the head with an aborted retarded baby.

[AngPur]

Originally Posted by Raize

I hate "feel-good" political correctness with a passion. I just want to beat people like that over the head with an aborted retarded baby.

I'm sorry but it's 'mentally-challenged, unalive, fetal American'.

Nice try though.

[Helm]

presently inactive, prematurely released, special little friend

[kellychaos]

Buddy in a jar.

[Emu]

The correct term is 'tomorrow's gumbo surprise.'

[kellychaos]

Emu wins!

[ziggytrix]

WTF. I should not be suddenly craving gumbo after reading that.