The How Do You Act When You're Drunk Thread

[Geggy]

I alway believe that after drinking an excessive amount of alcohol, anyone will show you their true selves and who they really are, whether you are a pissant, very friendly or a total cocksucker.

After couple pints of guinness and few cosmos, I'd get very friendy and I hug people a lot. I smile a lot, too.

In other times if somebody pisses me off, i'd play mind games with them cuz i have a honest face, they'd believe in anything i say. Then I laugh at them.

[AChimp]

I swear like there's no tomorrow. Every second word out of my mouth is "fuck this" or "fuck that."

[Perndog]

First, I stop being nice to ugly girls, then after a few more drinks the ugly people stop being ugly and I'm nice to them again.

[Professor Cool]

Everything seems funny to me when I'm drunk.

Especially now..

Because Perndog is HISTERICAL

[Skulhedface]

I find it actually depends on what I'm drinking.

The lighter the alcohol, the friendlier, funnier, more social I get.

The darker it is, the more of a straight up dickhead I can be. I never hit anyone or start barfights or anything, but this is when I usually act like a sarcastic evil bastard

[JerkFromGermany]

I kiss trees....

[whoreable]

I had this one friend that had so many wacky drunk phases it was great.

we had

the tell all drunk- He would talk tell us about anything. one time he told a whole group of people how he let his do lick peanut butter off his girlfriend's pussy. Another nite he tried to show us a sex video he had made with her.

angry violent drunk- he would try to fight anyone. He would just walk up to his friends and start seriously fighting them.

ugly girl fucking drunk - he just cant say no. I remeber he told me before that his specificaly did not want to have sex with this fat black chick again. but then when he got drunk he said yes to her. at least I got him outta there before it happened again.

the depressed drunk - he would start to feel sorry for himself. This was really quite the bummer


He had to be the most stereotypical drunk around. and it wasnt often he would drink and not get drunk. He is so easily influenced and unpredictable it was pretty funny for a while we even convinced him to go to the sorority house and start talking to the girls and pretend he was a frat boy and then toilet paper their house.

Hopefully he can get help for his problem, cause as funny as it was for a while it started to get really fucking dangerous.

[Blue]

I have the same problem as skulhed. I can drink a shit heap of vodka and be real friendly and shit but if i drink wild turkey i turn into a complete terd after 2 drinks hence the reason i dont drink it or any other dark spirit.

[Skulhedface]

If we're being specific:

Light liquor for me= usually vodka, or in extreme cases, everclear

Dark liquor= almost exclusively bourbon

Now substitute the specifics to what I said in the previous post, but add "completely fucking stupid, humorous, and unable to wake up for an entire day without puking" in the case of everclear.

So I guess I could say I'm pleasantly fun to be around while drinking it, but if you wake me up the next day, I will stab you in the brain with a Q-Tip.

After I stop vomiting, of course.

[Generator86]

Whoreable--

Do I know you? 'Cuz that describes me to a T.

Oh, and anyone who believes that they're being their "true" selves while piss-ass drunk, is a fucking liar. They show what they're made of the day after, not during drunken ramblings.

[Jixby Phillips]

I ACT ALL DRUNK AND STUFF AND SOMETIMES I SEE PINK ELEPHANTS AND ONEC SAW A MONSTER AND I RUBBED MY EYES AND THREW MY BOTTLE AWAY :eeK

[Bod]

LOUD, I GET VERY LOUD

[kahljorn]

Depending on certain things... sometimes I blackout, when I blackout anything can happen. Varying from fights to getting laid to passing out in bushes. Otherwise I'm usually philosophical, trying to get laid or listening to music and feeling good.

[FS]

Originally Posted by whoreable

one time he told a whole group of people how he let his do lick peanut butter off his girlfriend's pussy.

That must be the biggest urban legend in the world, it's even international.

You don't show your 'true self' when you get drunk, though most people get more honest and of course daring because they lose inhibitions, shame, fear, etc.

I get the usual, more confident, a lot more clumsy, and I mostly get goofy. I can laugh at almost anything, hyuk hyuk hyuk. I often worry after a while if people are starting to find me annoying, but that's because when I'm drunk, I can't see if other people are drunk too.

[Protoclown]

I have no idea what I'm like when I'm drunk, and one of the major reasons I've never been drunk is that I'm afraid to find out.

[whoreable]

Originally Posted by FS

That must be the biggest urban legend in the world, it's even international.

Yea I sure he was drunk and someone gave him the idea and he thought "man i gotta try that!". But I absolutley believe he actaully did it. Cause he also becomes a terrible liar.

Yea I have never been drunk either, but at the same time I dont think that I would be a crazy drunk or anything. So I am not really scared of what I would do, but I jsut dont care about that shit and never plan on trying.

[Snatchtastic]

Wooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo,

Theres nothing like waking up in a pile of your own wretch that consists of Burritos and garlic bread.

It also depends on what you're drinking for the evening, If your mixing beer and liquor count on getting sloppy.

If it's beer, you will have a fun day, if it's hard A you will have a not so nice morning.

I played a drinking game last night, it was called drink everytime something retarded happens in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle.

[Rez]

i become embarrasingly honest, not about myself, but other people.

[Crimson Ghost]

From what I can recall, very professional and sophisticated.

[Big McLargehuge]

I become a fifty foot tall gorilla.

[DJ Potatoe]

I'll just use prot's excuse.

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by FS

but that's because when I'm drunk, I can't see if other people are drunk too.

I still don't know for sure what anyone besides me is like drunk for that reason.

[Anonymous]

Moonshine from my still is the best. You pump that shit through a coal filter and it comes out like expensive vodka. Sweet, sweet nectar.

There's always the risk of blindness or death from meth poisoning but who cares?

[Bennett]

I care deeply and hope that you die soon.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Bod

LOUD, I GET VERY LOUD

One of the things that alcohol drinking affects is the inner ear. That's why people tend to talk louder when they're drunk. It's also the reason for equilibrium loss ... i.e. clumsiness. A partial lack of peripheral vision can account for this apparent "clumsiness" as well as poor driving habits while drunk.