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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 10:40 PM       
Yeah,.....but they're good looking.
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Old Jan 6th, 2009, 11:07 AM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 12:39 AM       
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I'm changing my prior advice. Go for the Roller Derby Girl. 75% of roller girls are really great looking.

http://qcrg.net/category/16/suicidal-saucies.aspx
Seriously, I saw one, maybe two, girls in there that might have been okay. Assuming they aren't like those transvestites on Maury, where you can't tell them apart from a moderately attractive woman.
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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 02:07 AM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 03:44 AM       
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This gave me an image of a grotesque 6-foot-tall toddler.

I think I know why you're having trouble with the girls.
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Old Jan 8th, 2009, 12:11 AM       
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Ah, just another senile emo high schooler. I'll probably die off the next big freeze.
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Old Jan 8th, 2009, 03:50 AM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2009, 12:14 AM       
I'm like a flea. Small and annoying.
Except I don't really do any good for the natural balance in the end.
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Old Jan 9th, 2009, 12:54 AM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2009, 04:11 PM       
can we get a mod in here? this thread is dead.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 03:36 AM       
The only practical advice you can get in that situation is to just man up and ask a girl out. If you're worried about social stigmas, (ie some girl saying something to the effect of "EWWWMYGAWD, that freak just asked me out!") then grow a pair. I tell you that to tell you this: Once you DO find one willing to be your girlfriend, what's more worth it? Some assface who laughs at you, or knowing someone will suck your junk (eventually)?
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 04:32 PM       
I've never seen an attractive roller derby girl. They all look like they were constructed out of linkin logs. I mean the roller derby was basically designed so that ugly amazon-lookin-bitches could have some place in society.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 10:43 PM       
http://www.tucsonrollerderby.com/player.php?id=114 tell me she isn't attractive. but then again http://www.tucsonrollerderby.com/player.php?id=158
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 12:42 AM       
I'm sure if you looked hard enough you could find an attractive roller derby girl.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 12:58 AM       
a higher percentage of roller derby girls are attractive compared to the general population.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 01:11 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 01:35 AM       
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http://www.tucsonrollerderby.com/player.php?id=116
Here's your beautiful tuscon roller derby girls.

I looked at all the girl's on that page and only one of them could pass for a woman. And they all look like somebodies mother. Or grandmother. So far odds aren't in your favor.
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Instead of going to juvenile hall, Ore decided to do manual labor at a copper mine in Bisbee, AZ as restitution. Little did she know what manual labor really meant. Poor Ore soon became known as Cheap Ore, only worth a few pennies to the copper miners she aided. One night, after working with a miner that reeked of patchouli, Ore decided to not recycle, but waste herself. Literally. Cheap Ore crawled into a dumpster and waited for the garbage truck to take her away with the rest of the trash. But in the bottom of the dumpster Ore found 3 things that would change her life forever-a Minor Threat record, a pair of roller skates, and a flyer from Tucson Roller Derbyís Copper Queens (who were looking for skaters). Ore snuck back to her room above the mines and listened to the record while she perused the flyer. It didnít take long for Ore to figure out what to do. She strapped on the roller skates and headed to Tucson. And the rest, my friends, is history in the making.
hahahahaahaha from that link of the beautiful tuscon roller girl omg :clap :applause that deserves an academy award
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 01:45 AM       
That would be a 90 minute movie i'd watch.
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it could be epic you should read the first three paragraphs.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 02:25 AM       
you come to tucson and we will straighten this out
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 02:51 AM       
you gonna sic the derby girls on me or something
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