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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:44 PM       
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"How could you EVER like boobs? It's just a worthless bag of flesh?"
They're an easily accessible dispenser for refreshing drink. Ever try to pump a cock until it gives up enough to quench a thirst? It takes forever.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:44 PM       
Gus! Car! Hood! Sliding! Where?
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:46 PM       
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everything sexy is wrong
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Britney Spears is wrong
That doesn't make her sexy.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:47 PM       
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Old May 6th, 2008, 02:53 PM       
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mmm i can fell the love up in here
With your ask, Paul Bunyan?
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Old May 6th, 2008, 03:28 PM       
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Is masturbation wrong? i heard that every time that you do it, you lose vital energy of your soul or something like that
Nah that's every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten...

At least i can put 3 empty kleenex boxes in the recycling, but what to do with a 55 gallon bin of dead cats?
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Old May 6th, 2008, 03:37 PM       
Male Masturbation: Article by Vijay Kumar... The Man who Realized God in 1993
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Old May 6th, 2008, 03:52 PM       
I could post quotes from Vijay Kumar's articles all day. They are amusing to me.

For instance I didn't know that men have a monthy cycle that peaks and requires sex or masturbation take place for the man's well being.

Also, without wet wetdreams men would go berserk in society.

Yet we must remember that wanking robs us of the spirit to succeed.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 03:52 PM       
Hola edit button! Too many wets.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:17 PM       
wet wet wetdreams, sounds like a sexier version of hungry hungry hippos
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Old May 6th, 2008, 05:09 PM       
Never had a wet dream... maybe because i know when to snap 2 or 3 off, and go on with my day.

"what if these women were your mother, sister, or daughter?"

Well, then, I wouldn't fuck them. Stop scaring me dude, I'm already celibate, I don't need paranoia.

And if I did just suddenly leap out of the closet (which I have thought about MANY times)

""What if that man were your father, brother, or son?"

In my case, NOT POSSIBLE!!!! Dad's dead, no kids, and i have one sister.

SUCK THAT COCK FOR THE LORD!!!!
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Old May 6th, 2008, 05:13 PM       
Oh, god.....
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Old May 6th, 2008, 05:21 PM       
i know, DICKS!!!!

All you gotta do is wash the thing....

A lot.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 05:42 PM       
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The Geek Hierarchy:
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Old May 6th, 2008, 05:56 PM       
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:00 PM       
Dude, stick to your convictions for once & don't read my awful posts.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:10 PM       
That guy in the picture grisly posted is one ugly fucker.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:15 PM       
zomboid that comment reminds me of the splatterhouse thread!

the love keeps coming, new splatterhouse planed
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699596
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:20 PM       
also that post was not an attack on your person please don't take it that way oh god oh god
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:21 PM       
also, lol @ planing splatterhouse

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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:30 PM       
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woah, as if my spelling caused such trauma...
You did spell it the way most people I know say it.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:32 PM       
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I need it for THE COLLECTION.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 06:32 PM       
I hadn't thought about it. I actually hate the stuff.
Ah well. Ta for the backup.
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