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Old May 19th, 2005, 05:34 PM        I no longer have to room with the biggest douchebag ever
I present to you The Biggest Douchebag On The Planet:



~ MUCH BIGGER THAN ALL PREVIOUS DOUCHEBAGS ~



The benefits of not having to room with said douchebag are:


1. All trash will now be placed IN the trash can and not NEXT to it.

2. No more angry white/black boy music.

3. No more stumbling into bowls full of week-old vomit in the dark.

4. No more getting kicked out the room because he has brought back the flock from Bessie's Milk Farm for a hump.

5. No more having to smell the reek of bovine aftersex.

6. No more having to resist the temptation to crack his pitiful stick-arms into tiny strips of kindling.

7. NO MORE TIMOTHY PRYOR. THANK. FUCKING. GOD.
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Old May 19th, 2005, 05:36 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2005, 05:39 PM       
Thanks for warning us of Timothy's douchebaggery, Mike. I now know never to room with him.
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