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HickMan · #1

My favorite would have to be the Green Ranger. He had the In-Your-Face attitude that made him the coolest dude ever.

Snatchtastic · #2

Not to mention his super pimp Mullet and his goddamn Flute Knife. He could summon the Green Megazord lizard.

They should have made THE BROWN RANGER.

Drev · #3

I agree, Tommy rocks!

He's the longest running ranger in the whole PR universe! He's been the green ranger, the white ranger, the red ranger in zeo, and he was some other rangers as well because I only watched the first series and a little bit of Zeo because IMO the first was the best and the rest sucked. There's rumors he'll return in the new series, which looks more like the original PR with the dinosaur costumes.

ScruU2wice · #4

White Ranger, assholes

HickMan · #5

The white ranger is just the pressy version of the Green ranger

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But his mask rules.

Drew Katsikas · #6

I always thought the Power Rangers were retarded. TMNT 4 life!

P.S. they were kinda cool because you can play go go power rangers on the telephone with the number notes. :/

Cap'n Crunch · #7

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

White Ranger, assholes

The white Ranger was the Green Ranger also.

HickMan · #8

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Originally Posted by DrewKatsikas

I always thought the Power Rangers were retarded. :/

Only the first power rangers were good. The turbo and ninja shit ruined it.

ScruU2wice · #9

i know that !!!

i can't find a picture of his zord, the green rangers robot thing was better though i think :/

Drev · #10

the best form was when the first megazord, the dragonzord, and Titanis all formed together to make a big fucking tank and vaporize the monster.

Drev · #11

There ya go!

Also here's the Megazord/Dargonzord combination!

ScruU2wice · #12

i mean the white rangers

its gay compared to the dragonzord though

Drev · #13

But THIS is the White Ranger's first zord:

The White Tigerzord!

EDIT: Damn. THe pictures don't appear here. Just go here to view: http://www.rangercentral.com/mmpr-zd-tigerzord.htm

AChimp · #14

POWER RANGERS WERE GAY.

But cool.

Perndog · #15

Power Rangers wish they were Voltron. Megazord my ass.

Why I never got into Power Rangers:

Because a) the acting and the scripting were both incredibly gay, b) the fighting, the only thing that could have made up for the acting and scripts, sucked, c) all of the characters and concepts were blatant rip-offs (VOLTRON!), and d) my nephew, who is eight years younger than me, was exactly the age of their target market when Power Rangers got started.

FS · #16

You forgot to mention that 90% of each episode, like every other show Haim Saban was responsible for, was recycled material of morphing/emerging/transforming/converging robots.

I know they had stuff like Voltron before this, but I think this was the first in a series of godawful cliched commercialized kids shows of the 90s, where they just had one meeting and had people say stuff like "dinosaurs, robots, ninjas" and then let some hack throw it all together.

I watched it, though. For a while.

(original) Pink Ranger

Jixby Phillips · #17

There was this kid in my class named Casey who was seriously nuts. He used to insist he was one of the Power Rangers (I forget which one). Before this he insisted he was a ninja turtle. We used to torture him by telling him we knew the villians of whatever show at the time he was into and we gave them a map to his house. He'd get freaked out and once I saw him cry.

My friend Cody took him under his wing and "trained" him when he was a power ranger. It started out as him just being mean and making fun of him without him knowing he was being made fun of, but it was really long and drawn out and their relationship became hilariously soap-opera-y. Some older girls were going to confront Cody and tell him to stop doing this to Casey. Cody and Casey were behind the classrooms, and the girls were trying to explain to Casey that Cody was being mean. Cody just said "Don't listen to them, they are enemies of the Rangers!" or something like that, and told Casey to do his excersizes. While Cody and the girls argued over weather what Cody was doing to Casey was right or wrong, Casey was about 20 feet behind them lamely doing jump kicks and shit, and taking it very seriously. The girls got angry at Cody, and lost focus on Casey, and just pretended to be secret agents or some made-up shit (Girls don't know about power rangers lol

), and turned Casey on Cody. They had this big fight planned, and there was so much building up to it. So one lunchtime they finally have the fight, and theres a pretty meager group of kids there to watch it. There's some power-rangers-esque trash talking between the two, then the fight actually begins: Casey pulled out a plastic morphing toy from BURGER KING, and Cody pretended to be scared and ran away. Casey won.

2 years later he insisted he was a beetleborg. You couldn't have any kind of conversation with him without teachers scolding you for being "mean." In second grade he wore a yellow and black striped T-Shirt, and said "Whenever I wear this shirt I feel like a bee" and acted really grossed out by it.

Poxpower · #18

Jixby..
that is so wrong. But cool. call him when you have kids, he'll make a great nanny

I always liked the black one, because black was my favorite color.

Snatchtastic · #19

Yeah the Black ranger had an axe that turned into a dope Gun.

O71394658 · #20

The pink ranger was

Snatchtastic · #21

Yeah but she was getting plugged by the Red Ranger and the Green Ranger. And the floating head. She was a whore.

FS · #22

I see you've seen the episode "wrath of the magna-flower", where she's the center of a huge gangbang of all the rangers in costume, and they resemble a human Megazord.

But really, they had the most retarded monsters, which was pathetic, because the monsters were the only thing different about each episode. I remember one episode where a purse and lipstick were brought to life. God.

Schimid · #23

AI-YI-YI-YI-YI!

P.S. PLAY POWER RANGERS FOR THE GENESIS. IT'S HILARIOUS.

whoreable · #24

I guess I was just a little too old for power rangers. I didnt like them and none of my friends did either. It was so fucking terrible. sad thing is i would probaly enjoy it now more, and it probaly isnt so bad compared to alot of kids shows today.

Drev · #25

I found out from that website that Tommy will once again, return in the new series, but it won't be the actor that played the original Tommy, therefore, making it more gay than it should be.

Plus, he's also going to be the black ranger. WTF?