I'm getting ads at the top of the page advertising the movie 'Everything Must Go' starring Will Ferrell. Apparently it's about yard sales. The first thing I thought of was Kitsa, and if the movie execs have been trawling i-mockery and stealing her anecdotes.
Our old across-the-street neighbor used to have them and she wouldn't loop it over her antenna when she went through the carwash, so it always came off. She thought people were stealing them, but she kept buying more and losing more. The metal back door of the car wash was covered with the autism ribbons that had fallen off her car. Weirdly enough, I only remember them being autism ribbons, no other causes.
The family down my street about 10 houses down has autistic children...5 of them. Why would you keep having kids if they all turn out that way? Anyways, what pissed me off most about them was about 3 years ago, they had that Extreme Home Makeover thing come and give them a new house. They pretty much made people evacuate the neighborhood who were around that house. They paid for hotels for them, but it was dick ass. And then they closed off our block and I had to fight with guards daily for them to let me through. The police were all over the place. It was a god damn shitty time. I didn't even go down there to view it or help out like a lot of the neighborhood people were. And they had generators that were huge going all night and day, buzzing and I couldn't sleep. I was probably the only one on the neighborhood making a huge shit about it though, since everyone else was acting like it was christmas or something and I was the grinch.
I don't know about the autism part, but I've always wondered about the extreme home makeover thing. They did one in Dayton and it was a circus, complete with a Kellie Pickler concert. What I was thinking was, what does it do to the property value? Are they left with a home they can't afford to pay taxes on?
I have no idea but the house makes the rest of our aging neighborhood look like a shithole. And it's not like we have much lot space either. The thing is just a lot taller than the other houses, like a mini mansion. And yeah, it was a fucking circus. I wish it was on the next neighborhood over and not mine.
Okay so I'll come out and say I'm a lazy asshole because Kitsa's comment about Thrash0 was pretty damn spot on but now I'm gonna make up for it with two pickles. :greenPx2
South Park be old dawg, and so is that gag. And don't give any of that lip of having fun you racist tinky winky.
PS: I am waiting for you to make a joke about lampshades.