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Schimid · #**576**

Nice work. Chojin and I face tons and tons of those queers. The best part was making a person named DontQuit disconnect when we ran a seven point train on him with a repeated offence (we'd score, he'd get the ball, I'd attack his back Boo with Waluigi and chip the ball in, six times in a row) and after he realized what was going on, the fact that he actually responded left us befuddled and wide open for a Boo-deke. He got it.

Afterwards, I blocked for Chojin and he completed a Boo-deke, as is our custom for those assholes. We watched it, he left halfway through.

We've also found the most satisfying goal in the game. Mario is our secondary captain and if you do a Titan Chip with Mario or Luigi while they're big, it'll usually go in. The real fun starts when it doesn't, though--the goalie will sometimes grab the ball and the opponent realizes that he can't throw it up or down for fear of trampling. So instead they decide the best move is to clear it. Mario performs a heroic leap and dunks the ball into the net, completely clearing the goalie. It only hasn't gone in once, and when it didn't it just hit the top post, bouncing upward and making the goalie dive into his own goal for an easy completion.

Then you watch it.

Guitar Woman · #**577**

man, NOBODY plays doubles matches online :<

Also my sister is the worst fucking doubles partner ever and I'm never playing with her again

TACKLE HIM YOU RETARD

NO NO WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA

*TOADJUMP*

Zomboid · #**578**

Yup. You're still fucking dorks.

bigtimecow · #**579**

oh my god zomboid you are right! this is a gaming forum and it's full of dorks!

Guitar Woman · #**580**

Zomboid knows he's not hardcore enough.

MetalMilitia · #**581**

Since when could guitar women edit her posts?

Guitar Woman · #**582**

Shh, you'll make me lose it again!

Zomboid · #**583**

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow

oh my god zomboid you are right! this is a gaming forum and it's full of dorks!

There's liking games, and then there's the disgusting level that schimid is at. I fucking swear, him and chojin dress up like mario and luigi and spoon.

I only read one of gw's posts up there, but I included him just to be safe. Also, fuck you.

HellBeast · #**584**

i love video games a shit load and if that make me a dork to then fine. thats just the label on ppl who love video games. ya know, like when men like bum sex they are labeled as fags, right zomboid?

bigtimecow · #**585**

given your signature and everything else about you, i'll assume you own an xbox

if you are offended by what i am implying then you are no more of a dork than we are!

edit: this is directed at zomboid not hellbeast

MetalMilitia · #**586**

Quote:

Originally Posted by HellBeast

i love video games a shit load and if that make me a dork to then fine. thats just the label on ppl who love video games. ya know, like when men like bum sex they are labeled as fags, right zomboid?

Wtfuck is this fag shit.

bigtimecow · #**587**

:middleschool

Zomboid · #**588**

Quote:

Originally Posted by HellBeast

i love video games a shit load and if that make me a dork to then fine. thats just the label on ppl who love video games. ya know, like when men like bum sex they are labeled as fags, right zomboid?

Yeah, that's the kind of witty retort I'd expect from a newfie. Keep on dishing out those Grade A insults, me buddy.

Cow- Yeah, I'm extremely offended. You really know where to hit me where it counts; my xbox ownership.

Nerds, look. I love video games too. I consider it my #1 pass time, but I think that when you go from enjoying a game to fucking in-depth discussion on stats, tactics, etc (especially in relatively simple games like mario soccer and smash bros, schimid), you're crossing that line into unadulterated faggotry.

edit: I forgot to mention, cow. I have a wii too, but I like to play games that don't suck, aren't aimed at kids, and have good online play. So you can see why I enjoy my 360 while my wii sits in the corner until I have a buddy over to play smash bros with. Or if I feel like playing something on the virtual console. PS - Fuck you wiiware.

bigtimecow · #**589**

IT'S CALLED META GAME YOU ASSHOLE

Zomboid · #**590**

I don't know what part of my post that refers to.

Guitar Woman · #**591**

Strikers is no way in hell simple

I couldn't even figure out how to score beyond spamming shots and hoping they went in until like 3 hours after I bought it :<

bigtimecow · #**592**

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Originally Posted by Zomboid

I don't know what part of my post that refers to.

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A FUCKIGN DORK LIKE ME

Guitar Woman · #**593**

Likewise Zomboid I like to play games that aren't generic shooters aimed at the frat brothers of Phi Beta Jackass which is why I haven't picked up a 360 yet

Zomboid · #**594**

The Pokémon phenomenon debuts on WiiWare with My Pokémon Ranch, a game that lets you watch as Pokémon and Miis interact with each other for the first time. Enjoy the relaxing ranch life by viewing your ranch and its Pokémon, taking pictures and sending those pictures to your friends via the Wii Message Board. The more Pokémon and Miis you bring to your ranch, the more fun it becomes.
My Pokémon Ranch can be linked with the Nintendo DS Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl Game Cards to deposit the Pokémon you’ve caught in these games in your ranch. You can deposit a maximum of 1,000 Pokémon from up to eight different game cards. Make your ranch livelier by playing with your friends and family.
Cost: 1,000

10 bucks to... do what? What do you do in this? Let your created people play with pokemon? Thank you nintendo, for another revolutionary step forward for the gaming industry.

Guitar Woman · #**595**

Mabye it's like Monster Rancher?

That game was pretty sweet.

bigtimecow · #**596**

HI I'M SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I REALLY WISH I COULD PLAY AN INNOVATIVE GAME THAT TAKES "another revolutionary step forward for the gaming industry" GOD I WISH I HAD THAT