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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 05:56 PM       
someone keeps calling my cell and hangin up.. wts ..
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 05:57 PM       
Six years Rongi still can't afford a camera...Hi everybody I'm John and I'm a teacher/cartoonist
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:02 PM       
fartin begins to rub his shrivled nutsack all over rognis face

rogni bites it playfullys
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:02 PM       
There's this cat on my windowsill that just keeps staring at me. I like hit the window and everything, but it won't move for anything. Creepy-ass cat.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:03 PM       
yeah this is disturbingingly becoming some gay sex cyber hump...

makes ya wonder..
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:04 PM       
It's pretty warm up here for December, I didn't even need a coat or anything. I want some snow.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:04 PM       
There's a cat next door that keeps sneaking into my room and hiding under the bed, until our cat finds it and runs it off. It's my opinion that all cats are psychotic.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:05 PM       
grislygus sticks his old man penis into the cat, the cat mowling painfully

"hey get your dick out of that cat you sick fuck"

pub starts puking all over julies now corpse like figure
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:06 PM       
It's been raining for three days straight here. I'm worried that it'll keep up when my friends visit next week, and we won't be able to go trap shooting.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:08 PM       
r u fuckin gay or not
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:08 PM       
ohhh no.. you wont be able to shoot traps .. sorry to hear that! .. maybe its bouts time to get a new hobby ??
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:09 PM       
his hobby is corn holing kittens he's a sick one
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:10 PM       
Is it physically possible for you vermin to shut your collective trap?


So, anyway, anyone into sculpture?
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:11 PM       
Fartin has Grislygus pressed against the table.

He begs Fartin to let him go. He says he doesn't want to do this.

Fartin forces Grislygus's head around so they can look into each others eyes.

They hold the stare for a few seconds, and then Fartin says "I can see you want it, little man."

Pulling down his elasticated waistband, Fartin takes his small penis in hand and says "Guitar man, I'll open him up, & you can go next."

Looking up, the tip of Rongi's penis still in his mouth, GM giggles a child like murmer of glee, and Rongi convulses again with a small moan of appreciation.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:11 PM       
is sculpting some other word for having sex with felines
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:12 PM       
Allright shutup guys

HankWilliamsJr: do you get Heathcliff?
Lemmysomemoney: The cat that lives in a junkyard. Yeah.
HankWilliamsJr: I hate that cat
HankWilliamsJr: lives filthy
HankWilliamsJr: and he talks filthy too
Lemmysomemoney: I confuse him with Garfield. Wearing a hat doesn't make them that different.
HankWilliamsJr: i dont think neither them wears a hat, tom
Lemmysomemoney: Then I must be thinking of something else. :-(
HankWilliamsJr: felix maybe?
HankWilliamsJr: who carries a bag of shit
Lemmysomemoney: Too many cartton cats.
HankWilliamsJr: yeah but can you named 3 cartoon dogs
Lemmysomemoney: not really
HankWilliamsJr: i can name Scoopy Doo, Droopy Dog, and Marmaduke
HankWilliamsJr: but heres the thing
HankWilliamsJr: i cant name 3 cartoon dogs that arent complete retards
Lemmysomemoney: True
HankWilliamsJr: snoopy maybe
HankWilliamsJr: because he can fly a plane
HankWilliamsJr: and write on the behalf of a dying Charles Shultz
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:13 PM       
gadzooks enters the room in a manly man thong, rubbing his sweet sweet man package to a full state of erotic erection
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:13 PM       
I need some liquor..

then again I might find this shit funny!
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:19 PM       
My "greek vase" I made in ceramics looked like shit. I can't glaze for anything.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:21 PM       
haha.. dan your 'glazeing' is shit? you sound like my grandma.. hahaha
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:23 PM       
Man, you think your vase looked like shit... hang on, I'm taking a picture of my latest piece.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:27 PM       


This horrible thing is the result of when someone like me is forced to make a "free form" sculpture.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:29 PM       
actually thats kinda neat looking..
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:30 PM       
it is looking like it came out of his anus
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 06:31 PM       
Scene 2: Gay sex in a pottery class.
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