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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 11:49 PM       
I am paper, you are glue. Howdy friend, I'll stick to you! ^_^
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 04:11 AM       
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I wrote this just for you


Chicken

How do you feel about Abortion? (Egg plops out of Chicken)

Duck

(walks over to egg and steps on it) That's the last time you fuck this Duck

Chicken

You're no Mallard

Duck

Well, you're no Cornish hen (camera pan's to duck's face with a small tear)

Chicken (another egg plops out)

This one is your brothers

Duck

I hate you (duck flies away)
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 05:48 PM       
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I wrote this just for you
Awww, so sad ;___;

I'll continue it to put it on a lighter tone, and I dedicate this ending to you. ^^;

(Little did Chicken know that in the aborted eggs, there was something magical! The aborted eggs that were mercilessly trampled beneath uncaring feet didn't die in vain, for they would be the catalyst for a new era. The broken egg and its juices began seeping into the ground, infiltrating every pore of the earth. Out of the shattered remnants sprouted a little flower. The tiny flower healed the earth, infusing it with love, happiness, and warmth.
From every spring, brook and stream gushed out the essence of love and happiness. The animals drank the waters and were cured of all illness. The earth was purified and everything good came. All because of a chicken fetus that had a dream, and in the end. It came true!) ^_^
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 06:12 PM       
I hate you Wiffles
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 06:38 PM       
Im sorry that my presence incites the hate in you. ;__;
I hope we can be best buds in the future and have a WUBDUBULOUS! time ^_^
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 07:25 PM       
Wiffles warms the cockles of the wooden prosthesis that I call my heart.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:10 PM       
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I remember when my member was a member of a club that everyone wore club member jacket that said "WANG" but no one got the joke
What a sad and desperate attempt to gain acceptance and attention.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:19 PM       
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What a sad and desperate attempt to gain acceptance and attention.
Its complicated...Love/Hate relationship.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:20 PM       
No. Its a very simple sad affair.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:21 PM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:25 PM       
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No. Its a very simple sad affair.
I guess I could have have laid low and just bought a t-shirt and blown a few mods in the past. I'm a rebel and when alcohol is involved things get out of hand sometimes.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:31 PM       
The one thing you are good at is vividly portraying yourself as a shit stain on a chair by typing words into sentences.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:33 PM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:37 PM       
You're flat out weak at everything. The only thing you know is abuse, that's why you keep coming back. You're a mirror image of Clement.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:44 PM       
If you have to announce to the world that your a rebel then you are probably not. Diarrhea and similar bile is all that spews from your mouth. At least Clement attempted to to have a point and logic.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 04:54 PM       
Just joking tubby.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 05:40 PM       
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Just joking tubby.
go look in the music section...I'm not tubby I could probably snap your neck and make you into a necklace
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 05:52 PM       
I get it, you're big boned ^^
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
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I get it, you're big boned ^^

Really I look fat?
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 06:07 PM       
No no, since Tadao called you tubby, but you denied it so you must be big boned. Which is different from fat O.o
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 06:15 PM       
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go look in the music section...I'm not tubby I could probably snap your neck and make you into a necklace
Sure, if I was standing between you and a buffet.
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 06:30 PM       
He should have picked a better bass play to pretend to be. That guy played the most boring shit I have ever heard. It sound like crappy Disney teen music, but he's too old and ugly to be seen on stage with them, and now at this age he'll be dead before he learns to play with any rhythm or soul. SHit, the drum machine sounded better.

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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 09:57 PM       
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Awwww dude, come on! Let's be buddies! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
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